here's another selfie as i try to distract myself from existential dread

i am so tired of seeing the same actors in every movie... can we let some new talent in?

i have a problem 🫣

one of the greatest lines in television history

tom holland is so hot in the new Spider-Man movie

this morning, i finally delivered the letter i've been writing in my head for ten years to my parents, telling them not to contact me anymore

Lorelai Gilmore on Phone in Gilmore Girls

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“Straight acting and masculine” okay well I’m gay acting and a nightmare

we should ban goatees

worst first date? pales in comparison to some of your stories but maybe the guy who flat out called me ugly to my face at the end

i choose to see a dentist in Seattle so i have a reason to drive there and with hope that i'll make some plans on that day but i never do so i should probably just find a new dentist here 🤡

gay guy haircut day 🫣

when will bloomf return from war* *shave his mustache

I'm finally watching Barbie and the "It's like I've been in a dream where I was somehow really invested in the Zack Snyder cut of Justice League" line took me out 💀

good morning 😙

i saw a man this morning and audibly said "yum" so that's where i'm at mentally

sometimes you're brushing your teeth and have a major breakthrough related to how childhood trauma is still impacting your life as an adult and just have to pause and sit down to process

and they say romance is dead

maybe i just need to spend $1,000 and then i'll feel better

i would love to love something as much as Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa loves Archie Comics

it's now Monday

i got #clocked this morning and the (presumably) straight barista starting talking to me about heated rivalry unprompted

honestly bring back Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow or just keep it

story time: i was once haunted by two vikings (one good, one evil)

did i already post this one?

maybe i should get my ears pierced

friday night

too many hinge guys identifying as "not political"

Glee's Quinn Fabray Asks 'Are You A Moron?'

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hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe

some of the things y'all post on here

trying Hinge again

Jessica Jones Drink Up

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