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30+ year SimAntless nightmare

@snugcrow.bsky.social

only okay at video games. formerly 25

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30+ year SimAntless nightmare @snugcrow.bsky.social · 3h ago

love this dude

linguine [orange cat] with anti gambling hat [grey hat with dice in a big NO cross out red circle. text reads NEVER GAMBLE!]

✨ Rowan ✨@rowanofthecats.bsky.social · 21h ago

Decided to alter my two favorite commanders today, as Susie and Gerson from Deltarune! #edh #commander #mtg #deltarune

Tana, the Bloodsower
{2}{R}{G}
Legendary Creature — Elf Druid
Trample
Whenever Tana deals combat damage to a player, create that many 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)
2/2

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Ghost of Ramirez DePietro
{2}{U}
Legendary Creature — Spirit Pirate
Ghost of Ramirez DePietro can’t be blocked by creatures with toughness 3 or greater.
Whenever Ghost of Ramirez DePietro deals combat damage to a player, choose up to one target card in a graveyard that was discarded or put there from a library this turn. Put that card into its owner’s hand.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)
2/3

AmazingAnndroid (check pinned)@amazingandroid.bsky.social · 7h ago

I’m dying laughing at this

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20h ago

I love you too, Robocop

Robocop (1987)@robocop1987.bsky.social · 20h ago

I love you.

30+ year SimAntless nightmare @snugcrow.bsky.social · 20h ago

new fit

bouncing bingbong steam avi surrounded by 8 of the orange cat linguine

the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 23h ago

KEIJI INAFUNE IS A BODY HOPPING XEHANORT TIER TERRORIST

the homophobic boy detective@gaorush.bsky.social · yesterday

Time to watch the SSFF video on Mighty No.9 and see how mad I get

mae #FLOWERYFANSBALTIMORE @hellagur.myatproto.social · yesterday

Fluffy chinchilla pushes wooden toy train engine

Alpha Chrome Yayo @alphachromeyayo.com · yesterday

the oscilloscope can produce mind-boggling effects 💀

30+ year SimAntless nightmare @snugcrow.bsky.social · yesterday

i cohosted a happy's humble burger cult stream with the bit being "i do nothing helpful and play breakout" and i felt like the wise old tree

beetle moses@beetlemoses.bsky.social · 2y ago

30+ year SimAntless nightmare @snugcrow.bsky.social · yesterday

edit of my own damn post. it reads:
we're like 2 or 3 social media websites having nsfw bans away from people posting "why the [BIG WALK BIRDS] got [HIPS] tho :blushingemoji" full sincerity

30+ year SimAntless nightmare @snugcrow.bsky.social · 10mo ago

we're like 2 or 3 social media websites having nsfw bans away from people posting "why the UFO 50 mooncat creature got thighs tho😳" full sincerity.

Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · yesterday

My strongest opinion on My Dinner with Andre is that the game in The Simpsons is badly designed; Wallace Shawn's character is an awkward, disorganized speaker. He has few real insights (and those he has, Andre ignores) and almost no bons mots

The My Dinner with Andre arcade game in The Simpsons

Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief@katie.bzky.team · 2d ago

the other day i made a reference to waiting for godot to a girl who was bewildered by it even though it was topical but i'm thinking on that again because while watching this i thought "oh god is this what i sound like!?"