Take a guess as to how many cat toys I just retrieved from under my oven Spoilers photo in reply
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So like, TMI warning I guess My nips, in the past, have chaffed pretty good while running. Switched to full synthetic tanks for my runs, mostly sorted itself out without needing to butter them up every time I go out. WELP finally happened there's a bloodstain on my tank from my chaffed nip
You’re only a true gooner if you’re from the goon region of France. Otherwise you’re just a
they should invent a version of moving that isn't insanely stressful and where you don't go to bed at 5 am
Dear diary: I never thought it would be me, but It finally happened. I pooped my pants a little bit while out for a run. It was right in front of the weird J6’ers house who cut Kamala’s name out of his pro-trump yard signs. Maybe that means something.
All I’ve had to eat today is a slim Jim and two Celsius
Ah hell I drunk ordered a fridge Put a breathalyzer on my pc
Drove Jose today for the first time in months I forgot how fuckin _FUN_ he is Really really gonna miss the guy
I’m so fuckin exhausted yall I really need this move to be done
Me looking at all these food recalls and wanting a salad
this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white dog kills his entire family
The Atlantic@theatlantic.com · last wk.See recent images of canine competitors riding the waves in surfing competitions for dogs, via The Atlantic Photo: theatln.tc/gzIZZkl2
It’s the 88th anniversary today of this immensely enjoyable headline 🧵
Golly gee y'all sure did flood us with submissions this year time to commence the judgin yee-haw
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I’ve got a lot of shit going on and I’m crazy stressed out and having a hard time thinking straight and focusing on one task but *thinks about lady gaga* :) everything will be okay :)