Phenos
@sodafloatzel.bsky.social
Born in '95 / NY / Introverted extrovert / Real Sodaholic / 🔞G (Labeled For Your Safety) The Original Sodazel. Pretty lood, actually, as you might be able to tell, but trying to keep my timeline at least relatively 'light hours' levels of clean.
The real reason Gaster is a Pirate now: he's the Captain of the Ship of Theseus. So many of his pieces scattered through time and space that he started replacing them, trying to become whole, until it's hard to tell if it's originally the same guy underneath (and We are potentially Not Helping)
Instead of being able to crush cans between my thighs, as it turns out I can comfortably heft a full 2-liter between them instead...
The soda floatzel you've been trying to reach is not available. You see that huge hill in the distance that wasn't there before? Yeah, a couple of friends did that to him and it's gonna be a minute before he can move again. No, I don't know how it happened.
delicate little thing showing love and affection to big fucked up beast is one of my favorite genres of anything
I still have high school trauma from English when I was sent to the office because, as the only nerd who enjoyed the Nightcrawler comics, offering BAMF as an example (the teleport noise) "actually meant I was talking about the acronym and you Can Not Cuss Here"
LB 🩵💜💖🧡🖤@squeakitties.bsky.social · last wk.‘onomatopoeia’ what kind of fuckin word has four different vowels in a row like that. go to hell
"They told me the bus stop to this particular nude beach was real cheap during shark week, but wouldn't tell me why, and when I asked no one could maintain eye contact with me... chat, am I cooked?"
We got more peeps to find and more robots to smash. Come join us as we continue Chapter 2 in Super Robot Wars Y! www.twitch.tv/makokenova
MakoKenova - Twitch
Prima with a passion for Rock and Metal~
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Short Dick Man in the context of a hyper-loving size queen like myself reads -so much differently- than at face value "That has got to be the smallest dick I have ever seen in my whole life" and I'm looking at a friendo hauling around a rod at least three times my height
I know we'll have hit rock bottom when our generation tries to make the "It's not just a boulder, it's a rock" reference, only for people to accuse of using 'it's not just X, it's Y' and an em dash instead of a comma
She's a 10 but every third noise out of her is an onomatopoeia and it's a coin flip what part of her it comes from
(LRP Mako is an incredible bean and uh... confession, I've been trying to do VA work with them, a little)
The A.Advent continues it's journey through the cosmos. Let's see who we run into this time~ www.twitch.tv/makokenova
MakoKenova - Twitch
Prima with a passion for Rock and Metal~
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The struggle of having a character I'd like to some day get drawn and such more, only for one of the only art pieces I have of her to be a /render/ and it being so proudly raunchy that I can't really share it anywhere (super kinky, but I need an actual non-kinky ref for her)
Video game that's coded in such a way that when a voice line is queued, whether or not that line counts as a 'death flag' for plot purposes depends on the voice clip actually completing; if you can convince the NPCs to not verbally jinx you, surprise, you don't end up jinxed
Me wishing the discourse I've been exposed to is more along the lines of 'what makes for a better 'falling down' meme sound effect, the one from Deltarune or the one screaming kirby meme'
This is familiar for Reasons and uh. Um. I'm not okay and my face appears to be quite red now
jett🔞@qrnrr.bsky.social · 4w agoN is for Needy
👉👈 Thank you for appreciating that last art so much, it's been sitting in my head for the longest time that I wanted a pivot point into 'furry' from floatzel, and while I do like Little Ponies... I don't think Phenny should end up as one, all my story worldbuilding aside. Hard to explain the vibe
Little known theory about Floatzels is that they're based on the sickle-weasel youkai, Kamataichi, which is why they 'randomly' know Sonicboom and Razor Wind and have the forearm fins! ... @thestriderorg.bsky.social seemed to like the idea and now I'm considering, uh, looking like this perhaps-
I hope all you friends have a happy uh, *checks notes* World Chocolate Day??
want to do very evil things, like get lost in a zoroark cuddle pile
