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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛

@softfuzzyman.bsky.social

i'm aj i'm 24 i'm they i'm alive

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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛@softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 2d ago

free kitchen scale for every household so we can all start measuring ingredience by weight instead of volume 😊

Puff the Magic Hater@mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 3d ago

What's your most ridiculous, newly emboldened political demand? (Absurd answers only.)

🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛@softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 6d ago

happy halloween, hop on ikigusare if you haven't already youtube.com/channel/UC4b...

山本生一郎

ガールズ・ポップ・グループ　「イキグサレ」のPVを配信するチャンネルです。

youtube.com

Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · last wk.

🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛@softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 2w ago

anyone else really like what the left timetable display at North Station has going on in the lower right corner

cambrian epic wet animal @dinoserious.bsky.social · 3w ago

and #invertober 18 is this blocky ebony jewelwing :} #invertober2026

blocky and colorblocked ebony jewewing with its abdomen curled up above it and its wings slightly splayed. the background is an orange/pink gradient with a pattern of dots and stars

Potachi! ➡️ MFF @potachi.ink · 2mo ago

Little Bird's Painted World

Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 3w ago

PUT ME IN COACH I’M READY

silly digital #SciArt sketch of a green mantis in a little red baseball cap holding a mantis sized baseball bat looking very determined, on a white background

MLB@mlbbot.bsky.social · 3w ago

Thinking about when Victor Robles was telling the Praying Mantis on his cap how many outs there were 😭

🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛@softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 3w ago

if you find a Product in the grocery store that's damaged in a way that compromises the food inside, you can bring it to the customer service desk #JustSoYouKnow

Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · last mo.

Spooky bird stories. My Halloween comic from 2024.

A comic titled Spooky Bird Stories. In panel 1, a turkey vulture is telling stories to other vultures, and it says, "She walked toward the source of the terrible smell. She got closer and closer, and then, to her horror, she saw... No dead body." A black vulture says "No!" and a turkey vulture says "Did someone already eat it??" In panel 2, a northern cardinal is telling a story to some songbirds. It says "They peered through the windows of the house at the gory scene. Zombies had smashed through the door in the night. The homeowner was dead. But worst of all... He hadn't refilled the feeders." An eastern bluebird says "Aaah!" and an American goldfinch says "It can't be!". In panel 3, A screech owl is telling a story to other owls. It says "And then the ghost fluffed itself up really big to appear scarier." A saw-whet owl gasps, and a long-eared owl says "Horrifying!". In panel 4, a downy woodpecker is telling a story to other woodpeckers, and says "The eerie sound rang through the dark woods. Tap-tap. Tap-tap. It was the distinctive two-part knock of the Ivory-billed Woodpecker. The species had returned from the dead... FOR REVENGE." A red-cockaded woodpecker says "Yesss".

[laughing] Hello?@stopitlove.bsky.social · last mo.

SpongeGPT be like "It's not just a boulder — it's a rock"

night of the living chester @mojochessmaster.bsky.social · last mo.

attempt to teach lunar lander about simple machines not going so well

Grey cat observes a rudimentary lever tucked under a carton with a treat hidden under it.

The rudimentary lever is depressed, lifting the carton just enough that she can see the treat. She did not even slightly understand.

🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛@softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 2mo ago

i still don't understand freshwater that moves

🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛@softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 2mo ago

need this shirt that Spritle wears in Speed Racer '08

blue shirt featuring a yellow cartoon chicken holding a spoon and wearing a chef hat and apron that says "EAT WAFFLES"

🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛@softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 2mo ago

HONDA FIT FEATURED IN COYOTE VS. ACME #HONDAFITMOVIES

すびかか @suyasuyabi.bsky.social · 2mo ago

OK Glass @ok.glass · 2mo ago

I also did this a year later with Anywhere Is by Enya and Up The Junction by Squeeze, and I did a better job but this one seemed to make people more upset m.youtube.com/watch?v=013Z...

ENYA/SQUEEZE - ANYWHERE IS UP THE JUNCTION

YouTube video by OK GLASS

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Uncommon Ephemera @uncommonephemera.org · 3mo ago

LOST MEDIA PRESERVED at @archive.org: During severe weather in the 80s, NOAA Weather Radio would play these PSAs in between forecasts & warnings. The voiceover guy has the perfect voice to make listeners pay attention. This one discusses being on the road during... https://uncom.cc/noaaweatherpsas

🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛@softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Fight Club was reheating Drop Dead Fred's nachos

BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 2y ago

One of those “one weird trick” type ads, and it’s got a picture of a real frog perched inside the mouth of a weathered pig sculpture. And it says, A frog thinks its mom is a piggy.
Piggy mom on frog duty.
Gods creature news dot com.

(froggy son in piggy situation)

🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛@softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 4mo ago

alright, no plagiarism this time, ya hear?

a skeptical-looking gray cat sniffs a Splatoon Raiders game cartridge

OK Glass @ok.glass · 4mo ago

I'm like 2/3 of the way through this. It's everything I hoped and not at all what I expected. Everyone get on Blippo

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Blippo+ is $9.74 on US eShop buff.ly/2aeYPG2

🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛@softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 4mo ago

a four star google maps review of a gamestop by Yail who says "Okay, NOW This GameStop Got Better, They Restock A Golden Freddy Squishmellow And Other Stuff But I Couldn't Get Two Cuz I'm Almost Broke But I Bought The Golden Freddy Squishmellow And It Was Soft And Rare Also!
Your Getting Better!!"

Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 4mo ago

What to do if you find a baby bunny. Thanks @portmanteauface.bsky.social for the suggestion!

A six-panel comic titled "what to do if you find a wild baby bunny in North America." There's a drawing of a cute baby bunny on a patch of grass with some daisies, and it's saying "You found me. Hello."

A drawing of rabbit nests. The text says "Most North American rabbits don't burrow. The mom rabbit makes a nest on the ground." There's an image of a circle of dried grass against a green lawn, labeled "It's well-hidden under dry grass or leaves." Then there's an image of baby rabbits curled up in fur, labeled "Underneath, the young are in a fur-lined bowl". "Check your lawn before you mow!"

An image of a mom rabbit nursing her tiny young who are crawling out of the nest against green grass and daisies. Text says "If you find a nest and don't see the mom, don't worry. She only visits for a few minutes every day to nurse." The mom says "Dinner is served." Text at the bottom says "Leave the nest alone and be sure to keep dogs and cats away."

An image of the top of the nest against green grass with a tic tac toe pattern of dried grass on it. Text says "If you think the babies have been orphaned, do this test: Use sticks or long grass to make a Tic Tac Toe pattern on the nest. Come back after at least 18 hours. If the pattern hasn't been disturbed, contact a wildlife rehabilitator."

An image of a small baby bunny sitting on some green grass. Text says "A baby bun leaves the nest in 3-4 weeks. If you find a bun on its own that looks like this, ears stick up, open eyes, 4-5 inch (10-13 cm) long, hops well, furred, uninjured, then it's just fine. Don't kidnap it!"

A cute bunny is jumping over green grass, and another is sitting up and saying "Thank you for bunderstanding." Text says "If not, or if a bun was touched by a cat, contact a wildlife rehabilitator. These are just the bun basics. For more detailed advice, consult your local wildlife rescue!"

🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛@softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 4mo ago

i slept so little last night i just started to call mushrooms "elephants"

🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛@softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 4mo ago

working with books in a library involves a lot of pulling human & pet hair out from in between pages and underneath stickers. They may not tell you this when they hire you

かけだしうどん @kakedashiudon.bsky.social · 4mo ago

ニャギ〜〜〜 📷20260130 #神戸どうぶつ王国 #マヌルネコ

🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛@softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 4mo ago

i brought my octopus to new york so that it could be friends with @ok.glass 's octopus :) @realityminus3.bsky.social

two small crocheted octopuses with button eyes, one orange and one blue, holding little arms with each other, upon the keys of a piano keyboard

🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛@softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 4mo ago

NO MORE SAXOPHONES. saxophone privileges revoked

サメとメンダコ🦈🐙namelessmm2 @namelessmm2.bsky.social · 5mo ago

ハッピー！カニの日🦀✌️ #かにの日でした #イラスト #illustration

🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛@softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 5mo ago

HOW CAN WE MAKE THE CHILDREN WEAR HELMETS ON THEIR DAMNED VELOCIPEDES