solioli
@solisolstice.bsky.social
president of the hole digging club • they/ˢʰᵉ
has anyone noticed how the days keep coming and the weeks keep coming and the years go by like freeway lamps in fog, indistinct, in motion, trailing their coronas behind for only a moment before disappearing entirely?
i fucked up twitter really bad because i was eating a big sloppy burger right over the controls and it was dripping into the controls and fucking it all up
can we all at least agree that no one should ever be criticized for any reason
(drunk, slurring my speech, trying to explain to the officer how the 14 car pile-up wasn’t my fault) i jusss girl-bosst too close toothuh sun
i’ve been thinking about it and i believe soon i will have an opinion on woke
does anyone have a six figure job i can borrow for a second
if i say hi will you hate me and spit on me and throw rocks at me . or will you say hi back
gonna smoke and hopefully not remember that we are in hell
forgot about the chapter in moby dick that's just "if you think about it, whalers are a lot braver than the troops"
decided to try pissing while standing up for the first time in years to check if i still had my mechanics. anyway the womens room at my work is closed for a biohazard now
America has lost the War on Drugs. It's time for drugs to win a strategic victory in the war on America
the plane crashes ARE the result of deregulation, just not the way that you think. rfk made them get rid of the chemtrails and it turns out proximity to mind control gas is what was making those pilots lock the fuck in
makes sense for toddler brained people to be stressed out by bigger numbers. unfortunately i am an adult and can easily handle the scariness of numbers even as large as twenty billion
if i had a wife i would touch her. but if i had a husband i would let other people handle that for me i think
beer is the mind chiller. beer is the little can that brings total intoxication. i will drink my beer. i will allow it to pass over me and through me
it’s only a hate crime if you loudly yell “i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you” while doing it
an absolutely ripped baddie ghosted me in the talking stage so i’ve come all the way around to believing exercise is fascist now
That's right. Surely the omitted context of the black woman in question being the former vice president and most recent dem nominee for president is irrelevant.