Whenever Bampy attempts something adventurous and takes a fall she immediately dashes over and jumps into my lap for comfort. It's just about the cutest thing you will ever see. What about Pishi, you might ask. Well, you fool, Pishi will never attempt anything.
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There was a brief window years ago when Gretchen Whitmer could have been president and her career ever since then can only be explained by assuming that Gretchen Whitmer really does not want to be president.
If the Democrats don’t watch out, soon they may have an unpopular national brand and Trump will paint them as dangerous radicals. Can you imagine it.
going with sleek Brigitte Nielsen hair today but only because I'm too sweaty to pull off anything else
Anton Chigurh: What's the most you ever lost on a coin flip? Me: The equivalent of thirty thousand dollars. Anton Chigurh: *already reaching f—* Wait, really? Me: Yeah. Anton Chigurh: Dames? Me: Yeah. Anton Chigurh: *Packing up his stuff.* Damn.
Ray@sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 2w agoAnton Chigurh: What's the most you ever lost on a coin flip? Me: One time I flipped a quarter but dropped it in a sewer grate. So I guess 25 cents. Anton: *already reaching for cow stunner*
I love Charles Barkley whenever he talks about anything but the thing he's paid to talk about.
Haus of Decline@hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2w agoI don't cry a lot, but when Charles Barkley said he was cool with Trans people I BAWLED
This story is indeed insane. They literally *discounted his correct answers* (on questions about the Constitution) so that a Trump supporting girl who wants to go to Hillsdale College could win $25K and be televised meeting Trump. So. Gross.
Charlotte Clymer@charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 2w agoThis story is crazy. It would appear Trump admin officials rigged their nationally televised high school civics contest to keep a young man from a Sikh family out of the finalists. www.notus.org/national/ame...
I really hate to say this but I cut out gluten and now I feel like a god. This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me.
I hate every time he draws Musk. It's always the nastiest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. theonion.com/all-things-m...
ive gotten much more convinced how important it is to call things what they are. look what can happen when you state the facts clearly and posit them against a clear moral background. good work can get good results. (and i think we can blame bad results on the absence of good work)
Rebecca Solnit@rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 3w agoThe epic investigation in the New Yorker by Heidi Blake seems to have lit a fire under UK criminal justice bureaucrats, who'd messed up last time they had a chance to prosecute the Tates (including some pretty horrendous victim blaming Blake recounts). Journalism matters for justice.
“Based on simple math, these outbreak responses—which require rapid, timely responses—are going to be greatly diminished,” the former CDC lab director tells WIRED. www.wired.com/story/cdc-cy...
The CDC Has a Cyclospora Lab. DOGE Downsized It Last Year
“Based on simple math, these outbreak responses—which require rapid, timely responses—are going to be greatly diminished,” the former CDC lab director tells WIRED.
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Amazing that this man can perfectly execute both of the Great New York Expressions - Italian AND Jewish
I love when someone fucks up the national anthem and everyone gets mad. Oh, no, they put their own spin on the world's tackiest, shittiest song that's about a war we barely even teach in our schools? We should throw them in prison.
