I knew it! They are spying on me! I can take a lot of things, if I have to but keep away from the eyes.
Sonca
@soncagh.bsky.social
Just a small hobbit from Woodhall in the Shire (Landroval). Notable smart-ass. Lover of pies, cats, & otters (but not at the same time or combined) I do not automatically return-follow. Don’t engage haters, just block em. And Fuck IA.
Fae: “Tell us your true name.” Me: “…Just my name? No birthdate, no SSN, no fingerprint scan, no address, no mother’s maiden name? Are you sure you’ve even got the right Olivia Waite? There’s like six.” Fae: “What the hell kind of bargains have you been making?” Me: “They call it health insurance.”
One of my prize hauls from yesterday’s visit to the Bristol Ren fair #BRF. A copy of Side Quested by @alepresser.com and @kbspangler.com A book store at the ren fair is truly a magical place. 🧙 Only the fudge, and the few hours of escapism and whimsy ranked higher on the loot scale.
I have this reminder next to where I park my car. It was from the semi trailer we used as a makeshift morgue cooler during Covid. My office overlooked the trailer and the county morgue’s sallyport. I could hear every footfall up and down that damn aluminum ramp. I’ll never forget that.
we had refrigerated semis sitting in our parking lots as morgue overflow one morning i came in and night shift had 6 code blues
Windy day on the Central Coast of the USA. We skipped the ren fair today due to rain that came with the first waves of this storm. But we’ll hit it tomorrow instead.
“Bullseye” Available as a giclée art print in my Etsy shop! You can find it here: theartofrobhusberg.etsy.com/listing/8763...
Criminal that sites like TeePublic allow users to upload jpgs they find online and profit making apparel––then artists & IP holders have to jump through hoops to have it removed. I've already emailed twice and cc'd the Jim Henson VP of Branding....but these are still up... @teepublic.bsky.social
Reading some of the older posts on the #SpiritCrossing Dev Blog. Now I need to build my own 27-room bagel warehouse. And that will be just the first floor. Above that, the pie vaults (need to stick to my hobbit roots after all). Roomie can build his own bagel warehouse… in the basement cave.
Sometimes you just need a basket full of baby otters to make your day complete. Oh, look what I found! You can thank me later...
In a meeting with a vendor for new software the org is buying. They are asking questions from a preset sheet and they will be sending the sheet out later to everyone for the people who could not make it. They literally admitted this meeting could (will) be a frigging email. 🤬
The DNC, the DSCC & the DCCC don't have enough money anymore. Yet somehow progressive candidates are getting lots of small dollar donations. It's almost like the people are refusing to give money to an organizations undermining progressives and serving billionaires. www.joemygod.com/2026/07/nyt-...
NYT: Broke DNC Is Asking Vendors To Delay Billing - Joe.My.God.
The New York Times reports: The Democratic Party is so short on cash that leaders at its headquarters have undertaken a new gambit to mask the severity of the problems: asking vendors not to send bill...
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Demore Barnes in his role as Mr Ibis , or Orlando Jones as Mr Nancy both from American gods. The former would lend some respectability to my life while the latter would add a s- load more excitement to my otherwise boring life.
Mr. Nancy: Let Me Tell You A Story
Alt: From American Gods. Mr. Nancy: Let Me Tell You A Story
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You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?
Had a wonderful time seeing the Hadestown Musical in one of the local movie theaters. The fates kept us from seeing the live show when it came to Chicago and a trip to New York is out of the question. So the film is an awesome chance to see the official show.
Hadestown Tony Awards
Alt: Hadestown stage production. Orpheus on his knees holding a red Carnation. In the background hades mine workers performing a dance routine including prop lamps swinging overhead.
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Uggg. Weeks ago I was drafted to assist with another office reviewing new vendors for a support contract. Get done with my detailed report and just before the meeting to present I get - We just discovered the existing contract has a 3 year extension option already built in. We don’t need your help
The best thing about taking a trip away from home is, back home & waking up in your own bed & having the cats in hyper-cuddle mode. Of course from the time you get home till that first morning back they have to make sure you know they are ignoring you by follow-not-following you around the house 😼
With all my heart, I beg you to bite the bullet and migrate from Substack.
And as a commenter welcomes, guess who just welcomed Andrew Tate onboard? Yep, Substack.
On the plus side for our weekend so far. I finally found a decent Milwaukee Brewers hat. 🧢
Ugg. The smoke outside is not good. We headed up to Racine Wi (just south of Milwaukee) to use up our non-refundable hotel room for what was supposed to be a Ren Fair weekend. But they closed the fair due to the smoke (understandably).
The air is full of smoke, the food is full of parasites, and the water is full of data center bacteria but at least we stopped all that DEI children's cancer research!
UK folk: I heard something about crappy new laws requiring age verification including BlueSky. Well f- that sh-! I have not tried these methods but worth a look-see Incase it helps you stick around. I’ve had too many friends disappear already. Hate to lose more due to stupid pearl clutching morons.
Here's options on how to get around it, if you can be bothered- I know it might be more hassle than it's worth for some. gist.github.com/mary-ext/6e2...
I would like one plank of the 2028 Democratic platform to read: WE ARE GOING TO SEND EVERY ONE OF YOU CORRUPT MOTHERFUCKERS TO PRISON.
ProPublica: Trump's FCC Chairman Brendan Carr and fellow Republican commissioner Olivia Trusty received pricey gifts valued at tens of thousands of dollars from Paramount while the company had deals pending before the commission.
USA citizens- residency not required- can submit comments. Link in the threaded post!
Please blow up the public comment (included below): BREAKING NEWS (7/15) — The administration wants to destroy Chaco Canyon without consulting Tribal Nations. It’s an irreplaceable historic & cultural site with 4,700 archeological sites that could be lost to the bulldozers of oil & gas development
I have an employee that is just like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls. Once they start talking you’re in trouble. They have an empty live animal trap next to their desk. Instantly several questions came to mind, but one voice came over the others loudly but clearly. “DON’T ASK! Just keep walking!”
Admiral Ackbar: It's A Trap Meme
ALT: Admiral Ackbar: It's A Trap Meme
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As an academic, I have decided to pre-empt AI taking my job, so I am going to take ITS job! I am going to start hallucinating, lying to my students, and drinking 700,000 litres of water
Hey Halloween people Menards now has their Halloween decor up for sale. (at least ours does anyways.) I know I’m not the only one who’s excited to see this 🦇🧌🧙♂️🧟♀️🧛🏻