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30s F | she/her | I’m just here for the Helluva Boss ^^; 🔞 S3 SPOILERS GALORE!

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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 15h ago

fun #stolitz things happening over on my Patreon... you can read the full comic page there! www.patreon.com/glitzbot?utm...

Stolas stands at the kitchen counter and Blitz stands behind him. They're both wearing nothing except cooking aprons, giving the reader a good view of Blitz's cute little red ass and Stolas' juicy one. Blitz has a hand on said bird ass as he says, "'Kay measure out two cups of flour."

Mistbored 🌙💜@mistbored.bsky.social · 21h ago

(Don't worry, they're still sluts)

Mistbored 🌙💜@mistbored.bsky.social · 21h ago

Honestly I think Stolitz should just wear more oversized sweaters. I think maybe this would fix all their problems.

sonnet009 @sonnet009.bsky.social · 2d ago

Love how we thought being hot mic'd was gonna be public humiliation for Stolitz when in fact it was fantastically convenient. Then they face their public humiliation in the next episode, SEPARATELY. Amazing how so many predictions are just a couple inches off-base and WAY underestimating the pain. 💔

grem 🔞🌿@ourladygrem.bsky.social · 3d ago

will Blitz be able to hear him someday...? 💭 page 1/6 #helluvaboss #stolitz #stolas #blitzo

grem 🔞🌿@ourladygrem.bsky.social · 4d ago

what he NEEDS to hear ❤️‍🩹 #helluvaboss #stolitz #stolas #blitzo

Jess @kiaxian2.bsky.social · 4d ago

#IMPTOBER day 17: Horses When you’re a sad sad boy who’s gotta write his own fix-it fics 😔

Unofficial Helluva Boss Coloring Book @hbcoloringbook.bsky.social · 6d ago

PREORDERS ARE NOW OPEN! Grab your crayons, markers, pencils, whatever the hell, and head over to our website: hbcoloringbook.bigcartel.com #HelluvaBoss

Miss Bliss @missbliss12.bsky.social · 6d ago

#HBspoilers If Fizz sees Blitz’s Ep 1 texts…

stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉 spoilers!!@hellamews.bsky.social · 7d ago

turtle emoji 🐢 // #stolitz

A redraw of the final scene in Helluva Boss Season 3 Episode 1 "Turtle Emoji". Stolas has fallen asleep against Blitz's shoulder, much more tucked against his side than he was in the show. Stolas's right shoulder is on top of Blitz's left, and his elbow ends up beside Blitz's hip. Stolas's left hand rests sleepily upon his abdomen. Blitz's head is resting fully against the top of Stolas's, displacing his headfeathers where they meet. Blitz has a stupid lovesick grin on his face, and a light blush on his cheeks. He's also wearing cheese shirt (a yellow shirt with a pattern of orange cheese holes on it) instead of the horse girl shirt because I can't resist. The pair sit on a dark plum background with a magenta glow around them, a light blue aura behind them, and edge lit in hot pink. Blitz has a little white heart in the empty space beneath his horns, and Stolas has sleepy Zs coming off of him.

Mistbored 🌙💜@mistbored.bsky.social · last wk.

Never can seem to get the timing right... #helluvaboss #stolitz

Stolas and Blitz standing back to back, Stolas holding the Asmodean crystal and Blitz holding the plant

sonnet009 @sonnet009.bsky.social · last wk.

Oh, hey, anyone else losing their mind at Blitz giving back Stolas the soft “Okay,” after being rejected in Turtle Emoji that Stolas gave him after being rejected in Ozzie’s???

sonnet009 @sonnet009.bsky.social · last wk.

This aged like fucking milk

sonnet009@sonnet009.bsky.social · 2w ago

Looking forward to Wednesday, when I can finally go back to being… well, not NORMAL, but at least capable of doing more than sitting in a chair, staring into the middle distance, and occasionally sighing forlornly.

sonnet009 @sonnet009.bsky.social · last wk.

So we both believe we don't deserve each other or anything good really now? Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool cool.

tea @stltz.bsky.social · last wk.

doodles set post-gimpy gimpy #HelluvaBoss #Stolitz

sonnet009 @sonnet009.bsky.social · last wk.

Hey, Amazon? H-hey, Amazon? Maybe two episodes would’ve been okay until next week. FFFFFFUUUUUUCK, this is gonna kill me.

Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · last wk.

belated art for the #stolitz kiss week prompt: almost/interrupted 😙😳

Stolas and Blitz are sitting on the couch watching TV. On screen, a couple is kissing and one of the characters is thinking, 'I can't believe we're finally kissing!'

Stolas is looking touched as he watches, but Blitz yells at the screen, "BOOOO! What a fuckin weak-ass limp dick kiss! Where's the tongue you fucking prudes!"

Stolas gestures to the TV as he argues, "Nonsense! That kiss was perfect! Any tongue and it would have been far too erotic."

Blitz says, "Whaaaat! They didn't have to get sloppy about it! Just give us a little more action." Blitz points to his wiggling tongue to illustrate his point.

Stolas says, "It would ruin the tender moment! This quiet, passionate yearning that's finally being fulfilled..."

Blitz cuts in, "And I'm just SAYIN', that a deeper kiss would amp up the 'passionate yearning,' okay?" He does air quotes as he repeats Stolas' words. Stolas looks unimpressed.

Stolas crosses his arms and huffs, "I'm afraid I'm not convinced."

"No?" Blitz asks. He slides his hand closer to Stolas on the couch as he starts to say, "Well then..." He gives Stolas a smouldering look and says, "Maybe you should bring that beak down here and I'll show you just what I mean."

Stolas raises an eyebrow. He looks amused and charmed by Blitz's antics. Then he leans closer and gives Blitz his own bedroom eyes as he says, "Oh, you want to demonstrate for me, do you?"

They lean closer into each other's space, both grinning. Blitz says, "I meeean..." Their lips are close to touching as Blitz keeps talking, "If you —"

He's interrupted by Loona's bedroom door slamming open. Blitz and Stolas jolt apart in surprise. Blitz yells, "DICK'S STILL IN MY PANTS, I SWEAR!!" Loona groans.

zero_lawliet @zerolawliet.bsky.social · last wk.

Stolitz Kiss Week minicomic!! ♥️"First one"page 5/5 STOLITZ NATION HOW ARE WE DOING WE GET THEM AGAIN TODAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!! Also, this comic might get a spicy continuation at some point 👀 #helluvaboss #stolitz

Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕ 6️⃣🧋6️⃣🍸6️⃣@ruraljones.bsky.social · last wk.

Apology Gourd 🦉🤝♈️ 🎃 Getting a jump on my pump, cuz Rope #hurt me 🪢😩 and I had to cut something. 🔪 I am not sorry. 🙅‍♀️ #HelluvaBoss #IMPtober #Hellaween