Soren Bowie
@sorenbowie.bsky.social
Writer at American Dad. Co-host of Quick Question with Soren and Daniel.
As a Trump supporter, I understand that the administration is pandering to Qanon here because he knows they’re all gullible idiots, but he still respects me and my ill-informed shit house theories.
Jared Holt@jaredlholt.bsky.social · yesterdayWe’ve got the Pentagon posting QAnon slop on a verified government account. What an utterly humiliating time to live in this country.
Every cat is an old seaman at heart, except instead of obsessing over a monster of the deep, it’s a bigger than average moth that was on top of the refrigerator once.
I’m glad I invested in all that fast food at the ground floor.
I won’t be satisfied until they are standing on hot coals.
The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · last wk.TSA says it is removing chairs at document checks in airports, requiring staff to stand for their shift. TSA explained the reason as twofold: to ensure its employees meet its fitness standards and to create an amiable environment for travelers.
He looks like he only took a little peek at the arc of the covenant.
Art Of Coop@artofcoop.bsky.social · last wk.I know we’re not supposed to goof on people’s looks, but if this is what being a billionaire does to you, I’m happy to be a poor slob
Alt text: Cartoon cat outsmarted by bird and accidentally trying to swallow wire coat hanger
Art Of Coop@artofcoop.bsky.social · last wk.I know we’re not supposed to goof on people’s looks, but if this is what being a billionaire does to you, I’m happy to be a poor slob
Having a mustache is cool except every time you lick your lips and end up with a hair in your throat as thick as a fishbone.
I don’t mean to hurt any feelings or start a fight but the bud of a rose should be called a rising.
“Of course we can Snoopy. I’d love to, old friend” I manage before nodding to the vet to proceed with the injection.
Most of my jokes are at my own expense which, humiliatingly, is still punching down.
I have a dream of a bag of jerky that feels even half-way full.
Jesus is my writing partner. He felt teaming up would make it easier to get staffed on a show.
“Boy, everyone here really loves Phish.” -Trey Anastasio his first night in prison
If, as seems to be the majority view here, you dislike the prospect of a world where human journalism and analysis is displaced by AI slop, have the self-awareness not to act annoyed and offended that the human labor of writing sometimes requires compensation.
Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 4w agoIf you respond "paywall" to someone posting an article link, I'm going to block you in a heartbeat.
I for one believe the Cardinals might do okay against a real NFL team.
I noticed my son hiding something in his room and went to find it the moment he wasn’t around. I discovered these carefully bent wires under his mattress. Google wasn’t helpful. Please, what pipe or drug requires tools like these?
“I can’t believe you sheep are still getting the jab. You have no idea what they’re putting in there!” I laugh knowingly while preparing my peptide stack.
Cam Skattebo seems like the wrong State Farm ambassador… brother do YOU have insurance?
People who read a joke and say, “I thought the exact same thing!” generally mean “I also vaguely understood that a joke could possibly be made about that thing and I would like some credit for that.”
I grow pensive during NPR pledge drives, recalling all the many, many lovers I’ve had
I’m a man who stands by his convictions but also my favorite flavor of Hi-Chew is whichever one I ate last.
Man, you all gotta get back on Facebook. You’re missing the juice.
Sometimes when I think about posting a joke while driving I have to take a second and really decide if it’s funny enough to risk a car accident. So far the answer has always been yes.
Humiliating: Leftist Continue Voting For Interest of Fellow Man
