completely not the point of this post, but i have so many questions about this ai-hallucinated magazine “womian”
BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL@edsbs.bsky.social · 2d agoReading this as a birds supporter like
Sam Orme 🍊
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All things have been done in the wisdom of him who knoweth all things.
BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL@edsbs.bsky.social · 2d agomy sound is down, so i went ahead and imagined roundball rock
Velodus 🦃🍁@velodus.bsky.social · 3d agoWith 99% of precincts reporting, I'm now able to project that NBC still has the best election night theme music
i love mega man and always will
Mega Man 2 Nes: Dragon Boss Battle
Alt: mega man shoots a dragon right in its face
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Retro Blast 👻@retroblastpod.com · 2mo agoWhat's your "origin" video game? Most gamers have a lot of favorite games, sure, but there's always one that basically 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 you. I'm talking about the game that flipped that little switch in your brain and made into a life-long gamer. So, which game is 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨?
i adore internal pluralization and use it every chance i get, this list is perfect
Caitlin Cooper@caitlinmaycooper.bsky.social · 3mo agoBest plural forms ranked: 1) internal (tours de force, culs-de-sac) 2) ending in -i (magi) 3) is to es (oases) 4) suppletive (people) 5) vowel changes (geese) 6) f to ves (thieves) 7) adding en (oxen) 8) no change (moose) 9) adding es, ies (boxes, babies) 10) adding s
this is two straight weeks i’ve attended kids’ birthday parties rather than watch oregon football, and it seems like that’s been for the best
i think 18? hard to remember everyone i saw as an undergrad air force colorado state byu utah northern iowa boston college usc new mexico san diego state tcu unlv oregon oregon state arizona stanford (2012 at autzen, i will hate this game forever) wku la tech mississippi state
Now Employed T-Mill@justtmill.bsky.social · 3mo agoFRIDAY FOOTBALL TOPIC: How many FBS football teams have you seen play in-person over the course of your life? By my count right now I am at 57. Should be 58, but as we were trying to go to USC-Purdue last year a weather delay hit right before kickoff and we eventually gave up and went home.
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my 9 year old son and i have been workshopping this for about fifteen minutes now, poopaportation would be incredible
The Gales of Novem-Fleer 🌬️🚢@andrewfleer.com · 5mo agoWYR be able to teleport but only to places you've pooped, or be able to fly but only 3ft off the ground
the open door light came on during my drive home, despite all doors being closed. i researched when i got home and found that the cause was exactly what i guessed (loose sensor, thirty second fix). i felt ALIVE
Ryan Nanni@celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 5mo agoIt is time once again to discuss the Most Dad Things we have done in the past year. A couple of reminders: - gender is a social construct, anyone can do Dad Things - you need not be a parent to do a Dad Thing - the definition of a Dad Thing is entirely subjective and maybe made up I’ll go first:
nice that the knicks will get to win the finals in front of their home crowd
i had never heard of these games but immediately purchased them upon seeing this box art
Hourly Videogame Box Art@vgboxart.bsky.social · 5mo agoSHORT ORDER / EGG-SPLODE!
My name is Ozymandias, king of kings; Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!
i wanted to donate $75 but couldn't find a funny way to say it, so i just went with "washington sucks" @edsbs.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social
(To the tune of We Didn’t Start The Fire) 🎶 I didn’t kiss my landlord 🎶
"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins."
this is an EXCELLENT article about sports gambling, absolutely make time to read this today
Scott Stossel@stossel.bsky.social · 8mo ago"Practically overnight, we took an ancient vice—long regarded as soul-rotting and civilizationally ruinous—put it on everyone’s phone, and made it as normal and frictionless as checking the weather. What could possibly go wrong?" www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
not the point at all, but this might be the first time i’ve ever heard of a woman driving a cybertruck
gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 8mo agoNew: A Houston woman is suing Tesla in Harris County, alleging that her Cybertruck, while using Tesla's "Full Self-Driving mode" tried to drive the car off of a bridge. Here is the dashcam footage provided by her lawyers: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
fun read! i felt like i was doing great until 1200, when the bottom completely fell out
Colin Gorrie@colingorrie.bsky.social · 9mo agoIf you liked this experiment, I published a full piece today in the same vein: a text that gets 100 years older with every section, from a modern blog post to a medieval chronicle. It's a single story spanning 1000 years of English. See how far you get. www.deadlanguagesociety.com/p/how-far-ba...
Actual footage of Vince Guaraldi performing "Linus and Lucy". I'm gobsmacked that this exists, but utterly thrilled too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EMf...
Vince Guaraldi - earliest television recording of "Linus and Lucy"
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