remember when they said they were gonna put google gemini in dragon quest x

begrudgingly playing fantasy life and okay okay fine they made a whole game out of job quests and it’s good

sorrel@sorrelkj.bsky.social · 5d ago

i really do not want to go back to ffxiv but god damn i wish any other game had gathering and crafting that i liked anywhere near as much as ffxiv’s. they should make reverse rabbit and steel

the new resident evil movie doesn’t have any of my favorite characters from the franchise. call me when someone who really loves resident evil makes a movie with k-mart, rain, the red queen, and the rest of the gang

i said this about pixy garden but i’m standing by it

GamesRadar+@gamesradarplus.bsky.social · 6d ago

Prepare your hard drives: Final Fantasy 7 Revelation is "probably going to be around 200 GB of game," lead says www.gamesradar.com/games/final-...

you can tell zach cregger doesn’t really “get” resident evil because he gave his main character a personality and desires

i really do not want to go back to ffxiv but god damn i wish any other game had gathering and crafting that i liked anywhere near as much as ffxiv’s. they should make reverse rabbit and steel

a lotta yall still dont get it. Balor's heart holders can use multiple concentrated flamma on a single treasure. so if you have 1 of drake's treasures and 3 flamma you can create 3 new treasures. Tonight's flamma mint event is essentially a minting event for both Order of Mithras and Raksha.

Fire Emblem spoilers, I guess. After 50 hours of propernoun plotslop, this is what broke me. If this doesn't affect you like it does me, then have at it. It is relentless, though.

one thing i know for sure is taking a scolding moralizing attitude about the weird sex your political opponents are having will never backfire or have any immediately obvious negative consequences

haha okay this has been fun and funny but everything is gonna change soon right. pretty soon everything is gonna change right

caution is basically the most goated thing you can throw to the wind

lady bird and little women are extremely beautiful movies both holistically and just as Things To Look At but gerwig was so not up to the task of making barbie’s lavish complicated production design look interesting at all. not really a mode i want her to stay in. certainly not for netflix lol

Empire Magazine@empiremagazine.bsky.social · 7d ago

EXCLUSIVE 🪩 Greta Gerwig’s Narnia: The Magician’s Nephew is a rock inspired fantasy nodding to David Bowie and The Who. “Narnia is literally a world made out of music,” she tells Empire. “And rock ’n’ roll to me felt like a world made out of music.” Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...

her famous line

hajime tabata sir it is getting harder to go to defend you but i'm willing to forgive a lot if you put the Digital Mind Wave in lollipop chainsaw 2

so weird that they are making a new mega man x game but they won't call it that. everyone loves mega man x

[bravely] i don’t think every character should be bisexual when the rpg has dating sim elements

why did they spend 800 trillion dollars and a decade remaking x-men origins: wolverine for the xbox 360. completely futile task. it’s impossible to make a “better” version of x-men origins: wolverine for the xbox 360

the neo geo aes+ is such a good idea it's ridiculous

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First Impressions: Final Fantasy Resonance

Final Fantasy: Brave Exvius sat on my phone for about six years and I don’t think I ever once opened it. This is a pretty common fate for most of the RPG-shaped gacha games I’ve downloa…

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nothing you can predict about final fantasy vii revelation will be funnier than when they had a several hour long main quest dungeon in remake where you have to help leslie kyle, a minor character from a young adult novel nobody on earth has ever read

really what they need to do is make more jrpgs for the playstation one

with the release of kingdom hearts 4 and ff7 revelation in the same year, in 2027 square enix will finally achieve the only goal it's been striving towards for 21 years: to make advent children real

spending a year more or less offline is cool because i get to come back and find out people give a shit about that spider-man movie. couldn't possibly be true

pinkerton is a fantastic album about constantly going jesus christ man okay

remember when they put objective markers in the metroid 1 remake and that’s still the version everyone recommends. i’m saying this with love for zero mission but like come on

Kayin@kayin.moe · 2w ago

So funny that some people treat Super Metroid as an inaccessible game because it controls a little weird. Or honestly that people treat any of these games as inaccessible. They were made for children!! They were all like the easiest shit you could find that was actually good when they each came out!

it’s so fucked up how a 3ds costs like 800 dollars now and the guys who are like “you should buy a 3ds” are still right

what's it like on here these days. did you guys hear they're making real games out of gacha games these days. square enix can do anything

the ffvii compilation is so funny in concept, remember when they said loveless was not just something that was coincidentally on a poster but was actually both a shakespeare play and like a biblically important text