is there anything over the counter in the US that works for sleep besides diphenhydramine? Like if I absolutely needed to sleep through say a bumpy car ride or flight with screaming babies? Or should I just try and get an ambien script?

there is no excuse for elastic bikini strings. Having to tie elastic that could just be sewn to fit is atavistic, brutally inconvenient, and embarrassing to behold.

Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.

is Warhound just Gor for trans women with dissociative disorders?

I'm getting more used to being called a puppy lately.

I think its fucked up how when someone finds fat women attractive, people will typically assume that it's a fetish and sexualizing obesity or whatever and not just it being normal to be attracted to women regardless of their weight.

getting puss just so i can call my pubes the grip strip

realizing I accidentally injected myself with 12mg of enanthate instead of 6mg. I feel like angry bees.

Crab boys became extinct due to the chart topping country hit, Mothers Don't Let Your Babies Undergo Carcinization by Anomura Nelson

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where have all the crab boys gone

idk if we're still joking about prejudices against early transition trans women but I thought of you when I got this ticket on my rail

i hate having those one or two kinks that are just so surely against everything's TOS to discuss and having to just feel weirdly alone about it because where the fuck can you get into like *deeeep* cnc shit that gets kinda fucking dark and probably concerning to the public?

all 48 cunt-iguous united states

i am so bored and so angry and so horny and i do not want to be at work right now

Mean girl countermeasure: sustain eye contact and just keep goading her for more in a deadpan grey rock voice until she realizes she's wrestling a pig. "More." "Is that it? Come on... more." "You can do worse, I know you can. Don't dissapoint me." "Meaner. No, meaner. Come on, I said get meaner."

biffles running from a mean girl roommate and now i can't stop fantasizing about how fun it would be if I could solve that problem.

god i wish selfcest was real, I just want a copy of myself (or several)

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same.

i have no girlfriends to be bitchy with! goddamnit!

chopped unc son or gilf daughter?

A Hero Must Rise. Believe. WalMart.

I do a yearly switch to high T for a month and I have an inkling it keeps restarting my breast growth afterwards, but that's not why I do it

service bot with a degradation kink that saves audios of you swearing at household appliances and tech "fucking thing" "thing's worthless" "this thing's trash" for later use

god i wish that were me

i need more predicament bondage and degradation in my life

pit hair is the #2 beat hair second only to that of the scalp tbh. bush is close, but I'd be a lot more upset if someone shaved my pits.

what's with the real accounts with bot icons? does that just mean they have a script to repost from other sites?

I'm glad I was able to distance myself enough from the tumblrvangelical moral purity testing that innoculated social media to see how my own desire to participate in it was the projection of my own skeletons. At least I never had a nazi phase.

she was at least six feet tall, maybe 250-300 pounds, heavily tattooed and had a face card more lethal than high explosives. The glow about her was as if every photon that passed her had to orbit her several times to take in the extent of her beauty for a moment longer.

me, weeping, crying, sobbing, snot covering my face: women 🥹