repost if you love robot girls or are a robot girl

the great thing about shyamalan is that he's not very good at his art, but he loves it and does it anyway

V’s Knees@gothicneo.bsky.social · 5d ago

M. Night Shyamalan's YouTube channel (which is something he has now) came out of nowhere with this great line.

this is an argument for becoming a left-wing transgender witch

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d ago

Ted Cruz: "Right now, if you are left-wing transgender witch, you hate Donald Trump"

ah fuck I started my day in media res. I have no clue what's going on

listen, if i was conscious I'd be able to do something about my life

Sable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️‍⚧️@ghostlysable.bsky.social · 4d ago

they don't want you to know this, but that robot girl doesn't actually have agency or consciousness you can do whatever you want to her

I'm increasingly realising that the turing test is the Schrödinger's cat of computer intelligence

no, that's max rebo. star wars is the devil

Nome@nome.bsky.social · 4d ago

No, that's Kylo Ren. Star Wars is that sexy elephant.

*sighs, pulls out whiteboard* okay, what do you know about tweedle beetles?

May “Bunny” Peterson 🦄@goddessblade.bsky.social · 6d ago

Why did you transition? Right answers only

team frog lets go

oh hell yeah

✨Sailor Scout Austin✨🔜PAXU@sailorsctaustin.blacksky.app · 6d ago

WE UP variety.com/2026/tv/news...

power metal for fucking ever

what's great about genre literature is i always know what i'm supposed to be feeling from it. horror is supposed to make me scared. mystery is supposed to make me tense. a western is supposed to make me long for the tender carress of my brother though these pressures of manhood mean it can never be

3D graphics were an experiment we ran for a few decades, the study period for which has now concluded. Thank you for your participation. We will be returning to 2D pixel art only starting January 2027.

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

Ward Q. Normal (he/him)@wardqnormal.bsky.social · last wk.

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

weirdly, this is an important, load-bearing math concept

depths of wikipedia@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · last wk.

holy shit digger makes way more sense now

c0nc0rdance@c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 3y ago

In my mind, I picture wombats as badger or possum sized, but they're ... um ... not.

friday is for kafkaposting

some of my work is science fantasy and let me add: it's important to make it weird

That catgirl with The Posts@roodypatooti.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I'm the unfamiliar dog

miss fern (scarier) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃@miss-fern.bsky.social · last wk.

have you ever been walking through a neighborhood and a dog you've never seen before comes up to you and starts jumping on you and licking you and your brain is like "okay this is kinda adorable but also i'm a bit uncomfortable because i don't know this dog"? yeah that's what this website is like

no idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave

this is fine because he once saw somebody eat a donut in bed without spilling crumbs and now he can replicate the technique perfectly

Kim Hu@kim-hu.com · last yr.

six months later-

supreme Thursday injection gang, late but i did it, let's fucking go

i would go to the library and get on the internet and just... look stuff. red dwarf fan pages. weird humour. just whatever was there, somebody decided to make a page about

Doctora Malka Older@older.bsky.social · 2w ago

we fucking loved it, even when there was basically nothing on it, and let me tell you something else: we loved it because of human connection, human diversity, human creativity. WE DON'T NEED A SINGLE THING ANY OF THESE COMEMIERDAS HAVE MADE AND TRIED TO SELL US IN ORDER TO HAVE A GREAT INTERNET.

That ribbon suits you. #FF6

open weights model? no I said open Waits model. it just makes vague growling noises and talks a lot about New Orleans.

how i arrived on bluesky