Feel like if Daft Punk reunited they could put this timeline back on track
I think we gotta cool it on the tongue-in-cheek “I hate gay people” talk. Straight people are getting a little too comfortable
Would love to see another Christmas Carol movie where instead of having a change of heart Scrooge gets killed and the people redistribute his hoarded wealth
Until they let Professor X and Magneto get married we’ll never have true equality
It’s crazy how for hundreds of years governments could just lie because information wasn’t accessible and nobody could disprove it, and then we had a golden era of the internet where everyone could find the truth for themselves, and now we’re regressing right back with AI fakes
Every time I complain about never being able to buy a house I always get someone going “but have you thought about moving to the middle of nowhere and giving up your reason to live?” No I haven’t Debra 🙄
It’s extra wild about how we’re governed by all these geriatric fucks when you consider that we had the absolute most amount of technological advancement ever within their lifetimes. The entire world shifted multiple times, and lord knows they never adapted for it. Yet they’re the ones ruling. Still
As much as we all know the stupid ways British people pronounce their town names, at least they’re consistent. When I see the same town names in the US I have to throw a dart at the board and pray the hicks pronounce it that way
I’m so fkn excited to one day be an old bear with a bunch of old bear friends. Peace on earth man
Good rule of thumb is to always do the exact opposite of whatever a billionaire tells you to do. People only get that rich by extorting the living hell out of anyone and everyone around them. They are absolutely *never* acting in good faith
A rising wave of morning wood is constantly encircling the globe. And I think that’s beautiful
When I was in Rome I went to dinner with my coworker, and I wasn’t that hungry but we had to catch up. I thought I ordered something small but ended up getting an absolute mountain of pasta and when I asked for a to-go box i visibly saw the waiter restrain himself from strangling me
I’ve officially been invited to a 10 year high school reunion. I don’t want to see any of those mfers 😭
Someday someone is going to *love* studying the 2020s. Sucks living through them tho
Was talking about movies with my coworkers and one said “I think you’d really like phantom of the paradise” and I fear I have been clocked
