Spencer Olsson

@spencerolsson.bsky.social

[smiling as I add carrots, celery, and onions to my soup] ah, the holy trinity [a cloud crosses my face when I drop a bay leaf into the pot] …and the sin eater

Learned today that “Galápagos” comes from a Spanish word for tortoise, meaning that “Galápagos Tortoise” is, in fact, a tortology

Two lawyers spend Christmas Eve hammering out the dispute resolution provision and find that you can waive consequential damage, but not love in “Arbitration Clause is Coming to Town.”