Me neither

trickykat@trickykat.bsky.social · yesterday

i would never

Welcome to Deeks world Everything has sexual innuendo and snacks are served often

Gwen The Retvrn @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social

my absolute dearest friend’s life fell apart after she moved abroad and she is raising money to start anew. I’m sharing her GoFundMe if anyone has some money to pass her way; she and her sweet elderly dog could use some love. thank you in advance. ❤️🙏✨

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As an "Extremely Busy Person" I don't so much "go to sleep", I "pass out".

Let’s bring back common sense and empathy.

Don't quote me -shitposters on Bluesky

i would never

mean things I say to myself@meantomyself.bsky.social · yesterday

Don't quote me -shitposters on Bluesky

I'm too tired to be cute, someone else do it

can someone who understands atproto explain to me how *in the blacksky app* an account that is *on blacksky's myatproto.social pds* is still not visible to me because bluesky banned them

reminder that your all your bedsheets are potential ghosts

Today is Venn Day, in celebration of the mathematician John Venn, born on this day in 1834. To commemorate the occasion, here’s a poem in the form of a Venn Diagram.

Dueling flowers choose pistils at dawn.

i made a bluesky diorama and you're all in it. some of you are made from popsicle sticks and the rest are buttons and twine.

ATTENTION: finally updated my long-abandoned YouTube channel with a rehearsal of a song by a group that my late father really loved, The Bee Gees; check it out I HAVE SPOKEN www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqh3...

I Started a Joke (Bee Gees acoustic cover rehearsal)

YouTube video by Half a Person

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When llamas are pregnant do they go to llamaze class?

Grocery Bagger: Paper or plastic? Me: I brought my own. Come Jenny. (my pet kangaroo...boing boing boing)

The best part of “you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?” is imagining the tiny frying pan

There are two kinds of people on the highway: those who should live and those who should die. I am The Decider.

Not fitting in doesn’t make you a reject, it means you reject being like everybody else.

Get in, loser. I forgot where I’m going. Get in, loser.

𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘮𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘶𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘬𝘦

The first rule of thumb club is approximate.

ice cream is the global love language

i just want a house with a 90’s style intercom system

so many accounts i’ve followed for years have grown to be very big and popular and insane it makes me proud

Could someone put a blanket over my cage please?

Friendly pro-tip: "Foolish mortals" is a gender-neutral form of address

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