if you’re in Chicago I’d love for you to come out for the book launch— Sept 1 at The Whistler I’ll be performing my most ambitious spoken word set to date, featuring guitar and backup vox from @toomanymouths.bsky.social stick around after for a Q&A with me and pick up a signed copy of the book

good morning to every stupid thing that makes you feel alive@bridgetgordon.gay · yesterday

once, a close friend told me if you know the color of their eyes it’s already too late 💙✨💞 my debut full-length poetry collection, coming Sept 1 from Raging Opossum Press (cover by Chris Gleason)

I think if you're a demon who goes around possessing people, you're very likely to be a voyeur, yeah?

I put together some of my favorite reads of the year so far. If you're looking for a horror or weird recommendation, this is the place! /thread

🎉 IT'S LIVE 🎉 The game industry hardship fund itch bundle made in partnership with @necrosoftgames.com is HERE. Over 100 games for $10+ bucks: all funds (save for itch fees) go directly to the UVW-CWA Game Worker Hardship Fund. GOOD GAMES FOR A GOOD CAUSE👇 itch.io/b/3802/game-...

Asking me who on my team should represent QA without sharing your PRD is like, do you want me to just choose names from a dartboard or do you want me to actually fit the person the work???

It's payday baby!!! Get yourself some gay horror smut

DR LUKANSTEIN ⚧️@beastcutter.bsky.social · last mo.

Make my day and treat yourself to something from my payhip store! payhip.com/LukanGarrow We've got: Tragic arctic sailor sex: payhip.com/b/9Gn0T Gothic vampire folk horror sex: payhip.com/b/JKNZ8 Dreamy Fae monsterfuck: payhip.com/b/h9w24 Melancholy fisherman fucking : payhip.com/b/mf7YJ

Well I felt pretty brain dead at the end of the day but then I did some cooking and I feel much better

I don't have a favorite cheese because I love them all although I do have a least favorite, and that's provolone. My partner asked me why provolone, it's pretty bland and inoffensive and I was like, exactly. It doesn't try hard enough for me to care about it lol It's still cheese though

Tom & Lorenzo@tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · last wk.

People on Bluesky sigh and talk about The Discourse as if it were something required of them instead of something they opt to partake in, day in and day out. You really don't have to. Post about your favorite cheese

Um if youre anti sex worker I'm anti you. Dont fucking follow me.

the little rat man finally rested on my shoulder without clawing me to death

i’m always out banging my pots and pans in the public square about substack being a nazi bar that profits off capturing your audience and creating friction to move off their nazi-enabling platform! try literally any other email newsletter platform!

K Lucian Jones (Kit)@spideyj.com · 2w ago

I don't know how you can claim to represent marginalized voices when your mailing list is on substack

I don't know how you can claim to represent marginalized voices when your mailing list is on substack

Looking up goth wheelies for reasons

bihimbop is that collection of bimbo/himbo-friendly covers of top 100 hits

Guy who has actual mind control powers but only uses them consensually for fetish purposes

Getting ready to get back to the t4t vampire novel now that the big summer birthday trip is almost over

Me depending on my mood

Sid Menon@beamsplashx.wethoughtaboutgames.com · 2w ago

a combined bimbo himbo you know a bihimbap

I should wear more cute little things around the house. Especially when it's hot. Because I'm hot

either reply here or message me at beamsplashx on discord to let me know. here's part 1 if you wanna hear myself and @dochospital.bsky.social talk about the main series for nearly four hours (you won't need to commit for that much time [please don't]) wethoughtaboutgames.tumblr.com/post/8044839...

Episode 10 - Dynasty Warriors

TEN EPISODES. TEN YEARS. ONE WARRIOR WORTH A THOUSAND. Sid is joined by his sworn brother Bohampscious for a discussion of the mainline Dynasty Warriors series and its immediate spinoffs. From...

wethoughtaboutgames.tumblr.com

putting the call out again if you want to talk about any spin-offs of koei's musou games on my podcast! pick whichever to talk about as long as it's not just a few sentences and you can hone in on some specific memory or appreciation this is for all koei non-dynasty warriors musou games!

Audition

J.M. Berger@jmberger.com · 2w ago

What are your favorite adaptations that transcend their source material? Blade Runner springs to mind

wondering how many slo-mo close-ups the world cup gave us of guys experiencing the full weight of never getting therapy

Undiagnosed autistic parents are so funny because they're horrible enforcers of masking but actually have no idea that's what they're doing and their info is wildly out of touch so whatever they enforce is going to actually make you look like even more of a weirdo.

Forgot to mention that this dream is probably because my partner showed me a video about the terrible James Corden movie, Lesbian Vampire Killers, and my brain cannot let go of the idea that there needs to be a fixit for that

K Lucian Jones (Kit)@spideyj.com · 3w ago

Last night I dreamed a redhead was telling me she wanted to read The Odyssey but she was afraid it would put her to sleep, so I recommended an adaptation I'd seen recently, called Lesbian Vampire Killers from Outer Space.

I'm watching Event Horizon and wondering why they didn't immediately run when they saw the gravity drive looks like a puzzle box. Does Hellraiser not exist in this world?

Reminder that Monkey Man fucking whips top to bottom and the main character goes through a journey of self-discovery to find inner strength and become who he is, led by a bunch of proud trans women who aren't indistinguishable from young and pretty cis girls.

Devi Lacroix@devi.bsky.social · last yr.

"Monkey Man" may have meant even more to me than "I Saw The TV Glow." I sent this to my friends after watching it for the first time:

Last night I dreamed a redhead was telling me she wanted to read The Odyssey but she was afraid it would put her to sleep, so I recommended an adaptation I'd seen recently, called Lesbian Vampire Killers from Outer Space.

Today's my birthday!

Seconded!

🎉 erin ⁉️@interrobang.bsky.social · 3w ago

YES LET’S no better birthday gift to ME this week than GHOULS AND FASCISTS SUFFERING

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