Hard Knocks reminded me that the Seahawks won the Super Bowl last year

Just felt a pang of dread that Kenny Lofton was dead, that he had died during the pandemic when I wasn’t paying attention, but no, he’s fine (not dead).

my mind has been marinating on the implications of “what if Rylie Mills is Temu JJ Watt?” since the Super Bowl ended

Cameron@camorooni.bsky.social · 4d ago

What if the Seahawks are better?

remember when the Seahawks won the Super Bowl with a top-five all-time DVOA?

Steve@yinzer.bsky.social · 5d ago

For starters, I’d suggest spelling the name of the Super Bowl champion correctly…

What is this UI hell I’ve created for myself?

No one seems to know that the Seahawks were the 4th best team in DVOA history.

Sacramento based service announcement: 70MM IMAX Odyssey tickets at the Esquire just opened up for 8/21-9/16

WNBA suspends Seattle Storm minority owner for being rude to transphobic shitheads:

WNBA Suspends Seattle Storm Minority Owner For Being Rude To Transphobic Shitheads | Defector

On Tuesday night, a small group of weirdos held an anti-trans rally outside of the Seattle Storm’s home arena. The occasion for their gathering was a game against the Indiana Fever and bench player…

defector.com

Going to keep banging the “Chris Nolan should adapt The Dispossessed“ drum

Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio)@kleinman.bsky.social · 6d ago

And finally, what should our man Chrissy Noles adapt next? Please let's come up with something good or we'll be stuck with another original screenplay like Tenet

Rick Rizzs: it’s time for Mariners baseball Me:

The only thing that can prepare you for the hardship of being a Mariners fan is a lifetime of being a Mariners fan

Christopher Nolan giving Emily Wilson a call today:

RIP to every professional football player killed by the odyssey in 4DX for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the odyssey in 4DX

Spike Friedman@spikefriedman.bsky.social · last wk.

Not seeing Odyssey in 70mm IMAX for another two weeks, but was able to sneak in a 4DX showing today and my only critique is that I didn’t get wet enough

If I still lived in LA, riding this everyday would be my whole personality

Inside Universal@insideuniversal.net · last wk.

Our quick review of Fast & Furious: Hollywood Drift after our first ride: Wow! What an incredibly smooth ride. This is a killer coaster and it’s gonna be a massive, massive hit! The views are unmatched. #UniversalStudiosHollywood

4DX Odyssey Seafaring Experience: Ship being torn to pieces by the gods on screen Seats flying around like you‘re in a ten minute long car crash Strobe lights popping like they want to give you a seizure Light misting of water like you walked kinda near a perfume counter at Macy’s

Spike Friedman@spikefriedman.bsky.social · last wk.

Not seeing Odyssey in 70mm IMAX for another two weeks, but was able to sneak in a 4DX showing today and my only critique is that I didn’t get wet enough

Not seeing Odyssey in 70mm IMAX for another two weeks, but was able to sneak in a 4DX showing today and my only critique is that I didn’t get wet enough

Remember when Rylie Mills got as many sacks as the entire Patriots defense in a Super Bowl that the Seahawks won?

when u nut but she keep singing

i’m becoming a mamdani birther guy who insists he actually was born in the US. show us the long form certificate zorhan! or should i say zach…

Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · 2w ago

since Zohran is ineligible to serve as president we will just have to make him king

Remember when the Seahawks posted the third best DVOA of all time and won the Super Bowl with Sam Darnold at QB?

Just went out and got a half-dozen reps in. Unc still got it.

Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · 2w ago

in 2016 @spikefriedman.bsky.social and another college buddy of ours got in an argument about who's better at parallel parking. we decided to hold a contest judged by the rest of the group—but ten years hence, so they'd each have that time to practice. yesterday i got this google notification:

Stopped my 15 month old from eating this random post it and it just says “mid” in handwriting I don’t recognize

This parking job remains the best thing I've ever done in my life, and the person I'm up against is very bad at parking, so I'm extremely confident.

Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · 2w ago

in 2016 @spikefriedman.bsky.social and another college buddy of ours got in an argument about who's better at parallel parking. we decided to hold a contest judged by the rest of the group—but ten years hence, so they'd each have that time to practice. yesterday i got this google notification:

I’m a Burbank Airport traditionalist. I believe the new terminal opening this fall is an affront to Burbank’s long history of having a terminal south of the runway. NORTH OF THE RUNWAY IS BLASPHEMY. SHUTTLE BUS TO THE RENTAL CARS? NO GUY FIERI RESTAURANTS???? WHY ARE THEY ERASING HISTORY??????

Burbank's airport to get new $1.3-billion terminal soon (but you'll still walk on tarmac)

A single terminal will replace the airport's current two terminals and will be about 50% larger. The project is intended to be safer and offer tech upgrades for passengers.

latimes.com

Hearing that the Seahawks won the Super Bowl with Sam Darnold at QB and then were sold to a the most liberal dude left with enough money to buy a football team

Bardem and Cruise together again on the world’s biggest stage

Correction: real football starts now

Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · 2w ago

real football starts now

Arsenal fans have any thoughts on Messi not getting a yellow for taking a wild late shot after getting called for a foul on a one on one?

Nicolas Otamendi is closer in age to Cafu than Pau Cubarsi