Crossing my fingers that the new Ted Lasso is more like S1 than S3. Just pressed play on S4!

It’s finally mild enough to be outside, temperature-wise, but it’s too smoky so inside with the AC it is.

Chris Bianchi@bianchiweather.bsky.social · yesterday

All of Colorado's 64 counties are under an Air Quality Alert through at least 9a tomorrow. Been a while since that's happened. Wildfire smoke from Utah + Pacific Northwest is gonna make it rough out there today + tomorrow. #COwx

The “la la la” from Hadestown has been stuck in my head for days and this must be what it’s like to be driven mad by beauty.

I have managed to get to August without taking any real time off all year, just 2 days to visit my MIL, a day for a long weekend in June, and a sick day here and there. I can’t wait the 6 weeks til my mom visits in September, I’ll go crazy. Time to check the calendar.

We were treated to 30 minutes of the most godawful previews and ads before the Hadestown film, but the aggressive air conditioning on a 100 degree day and a beautiful show pushed them all out of my mind.

Skipping mascara to see the Hadestown film was the right choice.

I was all prepared to go to the pool this morning before it becomes ungodly hot, but my head hurts and I’m NOT sitting out in the sun with a headache. It’s already 85 at 9:20am and it’s only gonna get worse.

There’s something really satisfying about eating a mouthful of spaghetti that’s *just* as much as you can fit in there while chewing with your mouth closed.

Overhearing conversations in the Cherry Creek area of Denver is a reminder that you are middle-class at best (which is fine!). It’s hard to imagine a life in which international travel can be frequent and impulsive.

I should have known better than to pick up a book whose sequels aren’t yet published. I’m impatient!!!

I’m fully heterosexual, but boy does my brain perk up when I see a woman or femme enby with this genre of hair.

Does anyone else’s “[city’s] hits” station do this insane thing where they list both solo artist and the band they were associated with? It drives me INSANE. Because it’s WRONG.

An iced latte, my second-favorite perfume, and this silly video are keeping me afloat today.

Taskmaster outtake compilations are saving my sanity on this lunch break.

I should get some kind of bonus from insurance companies for pulling myself back together to get my notes done on time after being completely shattered by yet another horrific headline about the evil being done in our country’s name.

I saw The Odyssey and it made me feel things and it didn’t feel excruciatingly long like Oppenheimer did. The end.

Hello Fresh, why do you insist on calling it a “long pepper” when that is a completely different food and you are clearly sending me poblanos? Just tell me what it is so I can buy them myself!

This year’s post-mammogram treat is getting Indian for lunch.

Oh Facebook. Some of the pages you offer into my TL make some sense. But something called Blue Lives Matter” disparaging “the left?” It’s like you haven’t been spying on my data at all.

Saw a TikTok bra whose promoters emphasized that the tags are long and pink like VS tags. Who is buying a bra because the annoying as shit TAGS are copying another brand???

Time to ruin his nap

I really need to know what beef people have with punctuation.

A great thing about working for yourself is that no one can tell you that you can’t wear (classy, professional) shorts to meet with your clients.

I had a mini-dream while dozing this morning that my phone had Dow loaded some auxiliary app connected to TikTok and I could not for the life of me figure out how to delete it. I hate what our phones have done to our brains.

"I use chatgpt as a search engine" "I use minesweeper as a website browser" "I use the lego pirate ship when I want to boil an egg"

Is it because I’m bingeing and not watching week to week, or did people think during Scrubs original run that JD is the worst?

¡La última pausa de hidratacion! This has been fun, guys.

God, Shakira is still going to be hot on her deathbed.

Does a halftime show this short really need a tone shift like this?

FUCK YEAH DR TEETH AND THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM!