As you get older, you realize the importance of having a large amount of shallow bowls in which to put small amounts of discrete objects
everyone talks abt tgirls being into age regression but the truth is that tboys Also Do That. its just that nobody notices or comments on it bc its already socially accepted that every man acts like a bratty child
sister in law is 5 months pregnant talking abt having to piss constantly and I hit her with a stone cold "welcome to womanhood"
"am i being parasocial and weird by sending a follow up email to the therapist i filled out an interest form for last week who said they'd reply in 2-3 business days?" questions asked by normal women with normal brains
the health department should start giving out S rankings for perfect scores
i adore how trans lesbians will use “beautiful woman” as a sobriquet for another trans woman when telling a story, e.g. “i saw a beautiful woman on the bus.” i love it so much that it almost feels profane to lay bare the ritual like this
He looked like a man who had never cringed and never had had a creditor.
I must not buy a motorcycle. Motorcycle is the me-killer. Motorcycle is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my desire to buy a motorcycle. I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
joy :]@spitbike.bsky.social · 3w agothe $800 honda shadow parked on my route home calls my name a little louder every time I pass it
the $800 honda shadow parked on my route home calls my name a little louder every time I pass it
what I'm learning by listening to a lot of kill james bond backlog at work is that scotland is the uk film industry's atlanta
What is it, what nameless, inscrutable, unearthly thing is it
walking back to my room in the dark after showering and stepping in a big cat puke maybe the worst sensory experience ever
I didn't consider the fact that I might ever be an aunt when I picked my name but aunt Joy has such a powerful lesbian energy to it
Gonna have to wrap the screen we watch this on in one of those anti-bedbug plastic covers. Gonna have to put the film in a medical waste container once we're done.
Dave Itzkoff@ditzkoff.bsky.social · last mo.there's a teaser trailer and everything youtube.com/watch?v=GGJSRFWALTI&feature=youtu.be
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it's hard being the only person in the entire theater who burst out laughing at "directed by Ray Blanchard" but somebody's gotta do it
getting prog from a girl to hold me over till my script refills but she keeps hers in the shower so it's all stuck together like a payday bar
DON’T go to the club with me i will SHAKE ASS in a MEDIOCRE YET ENTHUSIASTIC MANNER