Picot 🪅

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Picot/Lee | 35 | M crocheter 🧶 niche rules enthusiast 📝 sheep 🐏 avi thx to @bunbrain 💙

I love when my coworker says "but they're not you 🥺" when asking me for help with something someone else could do. and I fall for it every time bc you know what? she's right. they're NOT me.

do you think there are agility courses for puppy play? I could fuck up weaving thru some poles. I would wreck a pause table. the tube? could be a problem but I would figure it out.

I have extensive practice in tuning out some of the most annoying sounds known to man thanks to my training technique of "it's someone's birthday/the 4th of July/any random Friday in summer and all of your cousins and their cousins have come to party"

Bun told me they can tell when I'm feeling too awkward to function at a function and it's horrible. it's awful. what, is it like an aura, is it an awkwardness pheromone???? don't notice that, notice something else!!!

it's time to be contemptible on main but sitting w someone (someone you're into, not a stranger I'm not a freak) and getting the slightest, faintest whiff of musk.... it turns me into a rabid, frothing dog.

I love the reaction of cat lovers upon seeing a cat. Every single time the level of excitement is like they've read about cats for decades but never actually seen one in real life and they're SO EXCITED. Every. Single Time. Even if it's the hundredth cat they've seen that day.

lately I feel anxious and angry, and it's like my walls are closing in on me and everything is pointless and I think it's *probably* because I've been getting awful sleep, but it could be anything, honestly.

had a quick ha-ha recently about how hard pickle juice hits after you've expelled the entire contents of your GI tract from your body and now I really really want pickle juice (without the ED, I mean)

I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"

I'm getting kinda sick of being in this constant cycle of feeling burnt out and then coasting then feeling burnt out then coasting, just. forever. maybe I need to talk to someone but it would be so much easier if I could do something like idk journal or meditate.

Gnu said "aoouhghh marshmallow while I'm camping" in such a way that I laughed my face sore. a true 'you had to be there' moment that was as incomprehensible as it was embarrassing