Quizno's Hatrack
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I think he has dice but he's afraid to show them to anyone.
There are SO MANY things in this pool to be using to NOT GRAB BARE BARBED WIRE!!! Rip up the damned couch! #FrightClub #ThePool
Did the gator bring supplies? LIke some kind of Thai St Bernard? #FrightClub #ThePool
It's very brave of this movie to refuse to introduce a single likable character. #FrightClub #ReturnToSleepawayCamp
Raimi's SO fucking good at slapstick. Even in this one which isn't overtly trying to be funny (as opposed to 2) it colors everything in such an incredible way. #EvilDead #FrightClub
It would be SO MUCH FUN to play fight a dog in a werewolf costume! Like that's the reason you get into acting. #FrightClub #BadMoon
TikTok has incredible moderation team. Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process. Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.
Amazon has this listed as "Mad at the Moon (Restored)". Which not only implies that a shittier version of this exists, but someone watched it and decided to spend time polishing it up. #FrightClub #MadAtTheMoon
Is he just gonna hug the "werewolf" till he's better? #FrightClub #MadAtTheMoon
Generally, you should have something happen in your movie every 12-20 minutes to keep the audience invested. This movie proposes, what if nothing happens for 100 minutes. The audience will stay invested because they can’t fathom that nothing happens and assume that something is coming #FrightClub
I'm actively forgetting this movie in real time. #FrightClub
30 minutes left. I'm hoping for a Cholera outbreak at this point, or at least Distemper. #FrightClub #MadAtTheMoon
Everyone’s relationship in this triangle is fucked up. Her husband’s touch makes her recoil. When she confesses her love to Miller,he puts a gun to his head. I assume Miller wants to be a werewolf but James just isn’t into him like that. #FrightClub
Okay let me get this straight the one guy is "James Miller" and the other guy is "Miller Brown"? And they're related? #FrightClub #MadAtTheMoon
probability of tiger woods dad type of parents making their kids do short form horror to try to make that backrooms money is rising and i couldnt be happier. wake up son, you need to explore liminality with this vintage handicam we got you. A24 doesnt reward lazy boys
And that's why you always check the internal temperature of your pork with a thermometer. Remember a minimum of 145 degrees recommended by the FDA. #ManFindsTape #FrightClub
Second time watching #ManFindsTape for me, but I dug it the first time. #FrightClub
I miss when technology was exciting. Google was cool, search worked, information felt wildly, wonderfully accessible. Amazon was a wonderland of book discovery. The Kindle is a marvel! And now it's all the rancid sadism of dull men.
I regret to inform you that the new Experian slogan is “my BFF Experian.” A publicly traded company that profits from quantifying your worth against your will and compiling dossiers used to ration your access to housing and employment is your pal. It’s like calling prison your 4ever roommate.
Furthermore, the people who make such extraordinary claims together with the billionaires who funnel vast and unwarranted piles of money to such efforts so as to amplify their power and control…
ICE and CBP have lied about EVERY shooting they've perpetrated. 100% of them.
"God's not supposed to be a hack horror writer" Dude, have you seen the world? What else would God be? #FrightClub
Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially
