this is my entire home state and it's always extremely funny
ceej@ceej.online · 4h agonothing better than a tourist town that resents the tourists. thank you for coming to my ten-seat microbrewery and vintage ice cream shoppe. you son of a bitch
ceej@ceej.online · 4h agowatching the vampire lestat and it's proving that it's still possible to make great TV! i think the streamers are just like "eh, why bother?" and it's so goddamn depressing
rewatched o brother last night and it really drives home my only major critique of nolan's odyssey: shoulda let damon be more of a buffoon there are moments of buffoonery, but not nearly enough. odysseus is a dumb guy who thinks he's smart, which is the best character type, btw
above all else, the desire to turn every online space into a high school debate club is just s-tier nerd shit. absolute loser behavior. grow up!
if you live in new york or visit frequently give negative space some of your money to start a microcinema!!!!
Negative Space - Microcinema for Horror & Genre Movies
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it's fun that every year you have to play a little game of chicken with adobe where you're like "i'm gonna cancel for real this time!" and they're like "ok cool do it then" and you're like "here i gooo!" and they're like "psst fine" and then at the last second are like "ok jk here's a discount!"
i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
step 1: find jonah hill step 2: say "hey you're the fat guy from superbad!" and then sue jonah hill for assault and battery step 3: profit!
Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d agoHe will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"
Shout out to the Zohran staffer who finally got me to open an email
i like that all pop culture now is just one culture war "controversy" per month, every month, until global warming finally burns the entire grid to the ground
obviously a bummer but at least the shows are better than ever–wait hang on *puts finger to earpiece* ...ah, well. nevertheless
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · last wk.“.. Hollywood is making 47% fewer TV shows than it was just four years ago.” @bloomberg.com @lucasshaw.bsky.social
"access your tickets only in the app" can i just print them out please "access your tickets only in the app" show this email? "access your tickets only in the app" *6 months later* "sign up for your free 6 months of credit monitoring, sorry about the data breach"
Nobody ever explained to me what a passkey is or how they work. Websites just started asking me for passkeys like it's something we talked about.
hey sorry quick question. what the fuck are you talking about
have to rush out the door so don't have time right now to change the text but yes... yes
my most toxic trait is that i do in fact get really smug and say "i knew it!" when someone i've never liked is revealed to be bad. i always knew, you see. because of how Smart and Correct my Opinions are.
recently a client essentially fired me because they didn't like the direction of the video (i was only the editor, not the producer) and they just released the video and it's....almost exactly the same as my cut?
it's not the funniest line in the series but it's probably the one i've repeated the most
Chris Vannini@chrisvannini.com · 2w agoWhat's a Futurama line that lives forever in your head? Mine is, "Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa."
why did you use ai when these posters all exist?
Dare Obasanjo@carnage4life.bsky.social · 3w agoIf the plot is “no price is too high to pay to bring Matt Damon home”, I am fully sat for the movie.
They weren't booing they were saying "tooooo-rump"
your friend oriana@schwindter.bsky.social · 2w agothis bar has the fox feed on and the entire establishment erupted in boos when trump appeared on screen