Here’s the companion ADHD song I’m working on. That’s great, it starts with an earthquake… I like birds and snakes… Look an aeroplane!… Did you know Lenny Bruce is not afraid?
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Palestinian-American. Cat person. Mathematics professor. Leftist. Autistic but often told it’s not obvious. Nerd but not the consumerist kind. Arrogant but can back it up. Mathematic for the people.
Writing a song about being autistic. Here‘s what I have so far: What ever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV.
She’ll push a whiskey drink, she’ll push a vodka drink She’ll push a lager drink, she’ll push a cider drink She’ll push a full drink right off the kitchen table She’ll push a full drink right on a power cable “I knock shit down You pick it up again I’ll never let you drink it down”
It’s one thing after another with these students. “IT’S TOO HARD.” “IT’S TOO MUCH WORK.” “THAT WAS MY INSULIN.”
¾ of this cast died in a span of seven years.
An interesting tidbit of math history: the discoverer of the binomial theorem was gluten-intolerant. That’s why it was originally spelled the “buy-no-meal theorem.” #MathSky
Thought I’d try to get into that Lufia shit that all the kids talk about. I kept meaning to play this but my first RPGs were Final Fantasy VI and Chrono Trigger. You never want to start with the best.
Comics often repeatedly point out that Storm was “worshipped as a goddess in Kenya,” but they never mention that this means she was technically a cult leader.
I’ve always been stunned at the popularity of Botox. I would never get an injection of something that contains “tox.”
Casual sex in a “hole-and-corner” manner.
Serious Post: Turn that beauty filter off. You don’t need it. I promise.
If I could get through to American conservatives, I’d warn them that after you kill the last of us minorities, you‘ll still live in a police state in which it’s not safe to vote, worship, travel, eat, or speak. And your breadline will take your last company scrip to throw you a moldy loaf.
If I ever go to Palestine, I want to have sex on the plane. I want to literally ride an ass into Jerusalem.
“If you attend a traditional Noh performance, you might be so ‘captivated’ by the world it creates that you doze off. But even if you fall asleep, you won’t have missed much of the story, so it’s OK.” I love honest takes about traditions. Many Japanese people never watch kabuki or sumo either.
I don’t find mob movies half as fascinating as the actors in them: Michael Imperioli is a practicing Buddhist; Joe Sirico really was a germaphobe; the recently departed Vincent Pastore gave us the Broccoli Wad.
My favorite Star Trek episodes are the ones where Dax is Sisko’s wingwoman.
Since Hackers is trending, my two favorite things about that movie are Matthew Lillard’s fashion sense and the sign that says “Information is Penetration.” Last night I informed your mom.
I blame this timeline on all the protagonists with spiky red hair who didn’t leave their humble village and recruit a motley band of heroes to storm the floating castle, recover the Lost Treasure of MacGuffin, destroy the mad emperor, and save the world.
I believe there are two basic ways a person can have 18 Charisma: the John Candy way and the Dwayne Johnson way. Are there others?
Why is “playing the field” slang for womanizing? Playing the field is just standing in one spot and waiting for a ball and usually dropping it.
Generative A.I. is not a tool. You wouldn’t call a screwdriver a tool if it usually had the wrong head and randomly told you to leave your wife and microwave a spray can.
How are you gonna write a broke man stealing a bike—in Italy—and not make a film reference?
A “tramp steamer” was just called a “steamer” until the captain went amidships and saw your mom.
I picked for you 🥰 Alt-rock Designated driver G-spot Taqueria Wordie
Ninth largest island in the contiguous United States. ISLAND. In the CONTIGUOUS United States. ISLAND. CONTIGUOUS. ISLAND. CONTIGUOUS.
I really thought Martha’s Vineyard was named after Martha Washington. I thought because she was the first First Lady, she got a whole island for her wine vines, as a treat.
The way the first Mission: Impossible movie ended with the largest possible middle finger to fans of the original series.
Sanjay Srivastava@sanjaysrivastava.com · 7d agoWhat is an extremely nerdy/obscure/specific thing you hate with a white-hot wrath?
