Mooch
@cachiporra.bsky.social
100% human filter feeder in Portland OR who just wants LiveJournal back. I mostly yap about movies and my feelings. If you find me boring/annoying, please just block me. Thx! 🙏 (any/all, 🏳️🌈, SFW account, right-wing trash gets blocked)
Of course they should not be over there doing this evil shit at the orders of King Pedophile, but this is straight up bad in ten other directions.
Moldy showers and no soap: Military families are outraged by conditions on USS Lincoln
The aircraft carrier's long deployment in the Iran war is raising concerns that the sailors and Marines on board are facing poor conditions, low supplies and fatigue.
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Today’s Portland Moment: Lady going around the neighborhood attempting to, presumably, defibrillate money out of the ATM.
24 Hour Fitness updated their app to require photo login for checkin but the Take A Photo button is broken and unresponsive. The only fix is to log out, log back in, answer a mandatory 12 page survey, and take a photo whereupon the Check-in button breaks. The desk staff are having a *great* day.
No sponcon but (while they are emphatically not for everyone) the best standing scooter of my life has been the Ninebot G3 Max. The refinement launched today with about 15% more battery for $1,150. it’s an EV without the EV and it’s built like a tank. store.segway.com/max-g3-plus-...
Segway MAX G3 Plus Electric Scooter | 56 Mile Range & 28 mph | Segway USA
Discover the new Segway MAX G3 Plus. Upgrade your commute with a 56 mile range, 28 mph top speed, 2200W max power, and full hydraulic suspension. Shop now.
store.segway.com
Were you thrilled to be asked to play the heroin addict, or was your first reaction, “What do you mean?” >> "No, I was thrilled. I loved those roles. Put some dirt on my face and grease in my hair."
Ned Raggett@nedraggett.bsky.social · 6h agoAnd now an interview with our hero. If you watched the series. Which I hope you have by now.
These smoke days are devastating for small businesses. It’s a normal Tuesday and the café is empty, the food carts are empty, the streets are empty. 
I am now aware that They have destroyed American Weetabix and there is one less reason to be content with things today.
The food is smaller and flavorless and annoying and I'm upset.
Last week, Alonso, who likes for me to share in the miserable information he finds online, sent me a link to WorseOnPurpose.com It's an addictive and depressing site devoted to brutal facts about cor...
sluggish.ghost.io
I know I’m first with the pedantic dickbag Bluesky response, but this isn’t a blow to Trump, it’s literally everyone else’s problem. He is the only person alive who does not know or care about what he’s disrupting or what it will cost.
Jeff Colgan@jeffcolgan.bsky.social · yesterdayMore costs of the war with Iran. 🛢️🌎 giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/... US diesel prices overtake Biden-era average in blow to Trump
Now we’re looking at $3.3B for one extra lane of highway, six city blocks of “new” land in an already desolate area, and a pedestrian/bike bridge for who, exactly? What lane? What route? Vancouver to Nicolai?? Al this for a decade of disruption. (Oregonian, 🎁, gift link)hl
Price tag of Portland’s Rose Quarter road project jumps past $3B as funding gap balloons, records show
The project’s funding gap raises questions about whether it will proceed as planned.
oregonlive.com
Hold on to your butts as @cattifer.bsky.social takes us on a deep dive into her colonoscopy prep! This pain-in-the-ass procedure could very well save your life, no shit. www.ohjoysextoy.com/adventures-i...
The 37-person town of Antelope, Oregon has a rich, strange history. I wrote this essay for Portland Monthly about being drawn to its darkness: www.pdxmonthly.com/travel-and-o...
A Dark Sky Escape in Antelope, Oregon
Decades after a cult takeover, the tiny town looks to the stars.
pdxmonthly.com
My new investigation into a mass shooter’s harrowing history with ChatGPT reveals numerous red flags—and some very disturbing ChatGPT replies—from long before his attack on Florida State University www.motherjones.com/media/2026/0... 1x 🧵
Inside a mass shooter’s harrowing history with ChatGPT
A year of chats reveals glaring red flags—and disturbing ChatGPT replies—from long before a rampage at Florida State University.
motherjones.com
alright, so Prudence is dead set on getting photos of Bigfoot because: back in the day, her colleagues missed their chance to snap a photo of Nessie, because Prudence was masturbating too loudly and scared it away true facts.
Brody is determined to get to the bottom of whoever did this
I had (undiagnosed) menopause so bad that I got not one but two spinal taps. LOL. weep.
Gone In A Hot Flash by Erika Moen
Menopause kicked my aaaaaaasssssss- I didn't even include a bunch of extra medical stories because there wasn't space, like how I got not one but two spinal taps because one doctor thought my menopaus...
ohjoysextoy.com
Erika Moen@erikamoen.bsky.social · 2d agoLike. Of everything terrible that's ever happened to my body, I gotta hand it to menopause: It is the absolute worst. Good job, Menopause. You continue to top yourself.
a super great thing that happened is our building's engineer going headfirst over a rental scooter and breaking his jaw in three places requiring a dozen screws and pins and that's it for the rest of his year! End rental scooters. I've had it with them.
harrowing times inside Gabby's Dollhouse S14 as little sister Doozie gets Dawned in to the timeline, obviously the result of a eldritch spell designed to protect an entity of great value from Hell Dimension mendicants fun fact: she likes puppies!!
Welcoming Gabby's SISTER! 💕🐶 Gabby's Dollhouse Season 14 Trailer
YouTube video by Gabby's Dollhouse
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"If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?” Sighs, taps sign: medium.com/the-nib/trig...
Trigger Warning: Breakfast
The morning after I was raped, I thought I could create another story
medium.com
when your Beauty Trends Scarlett from a defunct flea market turns into Andy Samberg phoning it in because you literally don't own a hairbrush
They’re hereeyuhhhhh 🤺 Get your own teeeee bsky.app/profile/caly...
CalyxWorks@calyxworks.com · last mo.For fucks sake please
hey kids it's a quick look at the news www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
Headline news 2026
A cartoon by Tom Tomorrow.
dailykos.com
It would be nice if this Extraordinarily Horrible Sequence of Events continuously detonating in the lives of a number of people I care about would resolve peacefully, completely, and promptly.
Yeah another thing: WNBA leadership has something like 72 hours to craft a definitive statement and start managing the grifters out the door. Every single sliver of opportunity they give these mildew merchants will blossom into a multi-year headache. End it now or suffer - next week is too late.
A good commissioner steps in now before every WNBA game becomes a rightwing performance space, like school board meetings were during peak CRT. You just have to throw the hammer down on this. Do not give them an inch.
taylr@taylordahlin.com · 3d agoriley gaines is at the minnesota lynx vs indiana fever game posing with people courtside as they line up for photos
this was absolute death and a huge reason I hated, HATED shopping for clothes well into adulthood. I could not handle it.
Joad The Wet Sprocket@joadsprocket.bsky.social · 4d agothe death of brick and mortar retail has my kids way too interested in Going Somewhere. They don't have any fear that one of us picking up our keys might mean they're going to TJ Maxx, where they'll have to stand quietly for an hour while I talk to someone I know who also happened to be there.
