I’m sorry but those new ICE shocking gloves sound kinda kinky. Ungh 😩 zap me daddy! ⚡️💦
Stacey Nightmare
@staceynightmare.bsky.social
I’m a sea hag looking to meet men to lay eggs in.
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN OP-ED: In our society we have too often accepted the heckler’s veto, allowing the perfect to be the enemy of the good and making the refusal to forgive our highest virtue TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
This is a real emperor has no clean pants moment
Today was good day. I eat two rubies and one emerald. But tonight no good, must sleep with excrement man” - that’s from the Melania movie I haven’t seen it tho, just imagining
Feb 1st is now Trump Shit His Pants On Live TV Day!! Mark it down on your calendars and exchange the traditional gift of fudge!!
I am NEVER going to stop talking about how Trump shit his pants on live TV today. This is my tan suit.
To the tune of Beethoven’s 5th: Trump shit his pants Trump shit his pants Trump shit his pants!
Any FBI reading this I will buy the Trump poop chair dm me
Really starting to wonder if this Trump guy should be president
Worst band name idea: The Incontinent Pedophiles
I have shit myself in public but not as a TV credit
If the Epstein files are this vile and incriminating already, just imagine all the stuff they’re still hiding.
Donate to standwithminnesota.com, send me proof and I will send you this uncensored pic of my delicious foot in my wonderful bathroom!!! And if you donate 100 dollars, I will scratch YOUR NAME in the mildew patch in the tub. 🩷 Stacey
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."
Hell yeah hang on im putting the stank on them first!!!
Democrats can and must make it clear there will be trials and anyone even somewhat associated with ICE will face them. Maybe give a quit-your-job deadline on appeasement and give people 72 hours. I don't know. But currently the plan is to let them murder us in the street and get away with it.
If you donate money to Minnesota and send me proof I will send you a photo of my dead lover Mr. Peanut’s penis from my own private archive.
they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
Sen Schumer reminds me of the cowardly little guy in my sex basement who hides behind the feed barrels when I grab another male for the Tickle Room. I see you, worm!!!
It might be up to comedians to save America. After all, a comedian saved Ukraine.
Mr. Peanut, my lover, (RIP), believed in the first amendment and, if he saw ICE attacking an innocent citizen, well, it wouldn’t be pretty. He was a passionate man who stood for justice and loved America. And his penis, while misshapen, was completely functional, believe you me.
If my lover, Mr. Peanut was still alive, he wouldn’t tolerate any of this bullshit for a single second!!!
Abolish ICE!!!! @schumer.senate.gov what are u doing to help us???!