RFK Jr. is recommending Americans eat cubes of dehydrated horse semen as a way to fight off regular horse semen. Okay. that's not true. It's actually a news story about a massive tofu recall, but admit it, you weren't 100% sure I was lying. And that's where we are...

As the list of recalled foods in the US gets longer every single day… “It’s 2026 and eating ass is safer than eating blueberries.” - Dan Savage 🤣🤣🤣🤣

so yeah i’m still masking in crowded indoor spaces

Mike Hoerger, PhD, MSCR, MBA@michael-hoerger.bsky.social · 2w ago

🚨BREAKING 🦠 On Friday, the US CDC arbitrarily shifted higher COVlD levels into lower categories depicted with cooler colors. Much of what was Very High is now "High." What was High is now "Moderate" or "Low." Low is "Very Low." 1/

I love this drawing. ❤️ Thank you for sharing your art with us @iris-sakura.bsky.social

iris-sakura ✏️🌈💝@iris-sakura.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Scaredy Squirrel

When Senator Mitch McConnell dies later this month the cause of death will be listed as "June".

Someone you know and love: your mom, your wife, your friends, your daughters, YOURSELF... is going to go through this and less than 30% of doctors are educated on menopause (WTF😳). Listen to them now - then go thank Alie Ward for being awesome. #menopause @ologies.bsky.social

Been screaming this for two weeks. It feels like we need proof of life from the Democratic Party just as badly as Mitch McConnell.

Tim Williams Art@timwilliamsart.bsky.social · last mo.

Beshear should schedule the special election to replace Mitch McConnell. MAKE THEM prove that he is alive and fit to finish out his term. Force their hand. God, have you people learned ANYTHING? You can't play nice with these people. They laugh at that.

Thank you @pintogamesbr.bsky.social for donating to the tcpipeline.org 🏳️‍🌈❤️🏳️‍⚧️ and to the lovely Caitlynne Medrek for jumping in to help answer your questions. #translivesmatter #voiceactor #totaldramaisland #womenenpowerment

Thanks Memphis for the donation to the tcpipeline.org 🏳️‍🌈❤️🏳️‍⚧️ and to Darren Frost, Adam Reid, and Jamie Watson for jumping in the help answer that final question. #translivesmatter #totaldramaisland #stoked #6teen

Big thanks to Indigo (IndigoTD at YouTube) for donating to the tcpipeline.org 🏳️‍⚧️❤️ and to the amazing Scott McCord for being the rockstar he is. #translivesmatter #voiceactor #totaldramaisland #snoopy #pawpatrol

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

Hip Hip Hooray for Natalie who donated to the tcpipeline.org and asked me how I became the voice of Snoopy. Got a question? Want a fun video reply? Check my pinned post. #translivesmatter #voiceactor #Snoopy #totaldramaisland #ScaredySquirrel

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Thanks to YouTube’s Giggly Iggly for donating to the tcpipeline.org and to Julius “Chase” Cho for helping me reply to Giggly’s questions. Got questions for me? See my pinned post to see how to get a fun video reply. #translivesmatter #voiceactor #totaldramaisland #bakugan #snoopy

Number One Sign: All your wedding photos look like this.

#TuckFrump@realtuckfrumper.bsky.social · 5mo ago

4 Signs Your Relationship Isn’t Toxic, You’re Just Not Meant for Each Other #Vice

April the 1st be with you. #StarWars Boom!

To me it will always be The Gulf of Mexico International Airport.

TikTok has notified me the reply videos for the fundraiser are a huge hit, but their last suggestion is a little over the line.

Thank for donating Mel. The tcpipeline.org is doing good things! Gerardo “Zee” Gismondi and I had fun with the question you sent in. Anyone else got a question? About a show? Writing? Voice acting? Your love life…? Whatever! Go see my pinned post! #translivesmatter #totaldramaisland #voiceactor

Lots more videos coming next week. Just had some family stuff to attend to this week. If you’ve already donated and are still waiting on your replies don’t worry - promise you haven’t been forgotten!!

Terry McGurrin@standupmonkey.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Buy now, for on the third day the price will rise again.

IGN@ign.com · 6mo ago

Watch the trailer for Jesus Simulator, where players will be taken on a journey through the Gospels to experience the sermons, miracles, and life of Jesus Christ.

@totaled-drama.bsky.social Marshes! Thank you for donating to the tcpipeline.org and sending in such fun questions! If anyone has questions, and wants to support a good cause, check my pinned post! #translivesmatter #voiceactor #totaldramaisland

@cottage14.bsky.social donated to the tcpipeline.org and got this reply from Cory Doran, Megan Fahlenbock and I. Got a question for me? Want a fun reply like this? Go to my pinned post and make it happen! #translivesmatter #VoiceActor

@piggyrippin.bsky.social donated tcpipeline.org and got this video reply from me and @fearlessfred.bsky.social (thanks Fred). Got a question for me? See my pinned post on how to get a fun reply like this! Thanks again Piggy Rippin, love your fan art! #translivesmatter #voiceactor #totaldramaisland

Hey friends, here’s a way to materially help our trans neighbours in the US relocate to safer states AND get your questions about Total Drama, Snoopy, 6teen, Medabots, writing for animation, show creation, comedy (sketch/standup/improv) answered in one fell swoop!

Terry McGurrin@standupmonkey.bsky.social · 6mo ago

@standupmonkey.bsky.social and I (& a bunch of other ppl) are putting together a fundraiser to support trans folks in Kansas. That will take a few days. In the meantime, if you have dollars to spare, point them in this direction (nonprofit helping trans ppl relocate to Colorado): tcpipeline.org

This thread gutted me. But that’s not how it left me! I am activated! Let it activate you too. Within minutes I’ve figured out what I can do to help. Wheels in motion! And every bit of help helps! Back at you soon. ❤️🏳️‍⚧️ #transrightsarehumanrights

Erin Reed@erininthemorning.com · 6mo ago

1. Numerous transgender people in Kansas are reporting that the state has sent them a letter demanding the immediate surrender of drivers licenses. Those driving could be arrested, charged, and see privileges revoked. Subscribe to support our journalism. www.erininthemorning.com/p/kansas-sen...

My daughter Ruby is the LEAD in an upcoming feature film with some pretty heavy hitters. 7 weeks of shooting, 27 production days and she worked every one of ‘em. @lizwhitmere.bsky.social and I couldn’t be more proud. Our kid’s got chops! www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

J.K. Simmons, Abby Elliott, John Reynolds Enter ‘Purgatory’ Dramedy (Exclusive)

Lindsay Lanzillotta’s debut feature also stars Ruby McGurrin, Lauren MacRae, Mary Walsh and Jack Innanen.

hollywoodreporter.com

This is AI art.

ray 鄺羡華@raykwong.lol · 6mo ago

Thank you, Mo! 💙 @michellespenc.bsky.social @waysideleslie.bsky.social @weriseupagain.bsky.social @56jaytee.bsky.social @gotchaimages.bsky.social @cosmotheshaggydog.bsky.social @grameee5.bsky.social @loudmouthkid62.bsky.social @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @raykwong.bsky.social