I just had an extremely positive customer service experience and am genuinely freaked out, I didn’t realize this sort of thing was possible in 2026

Snickers ice cream really is an elite level dessert

Visiting my rich friend and she has a driver picking me up at the airport I feel like Beyoncé

I love an inclusive care organization but every time I see this billboard I can’t help but imagine these folks are in the world’s most exhausting polycule

“Let me set up a bird feeder outside my office so the cats will have something to entertain them and they’ll stay out of my way” — 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

IF THIS IS TRUE I STG

Is this a real celebrity or did a picture of a random frat bro somehow sneak into my friend’s baby shower game? I don’t recognize him at all nor do I like his vibes

So this feels like a fucking trap

Oh, you still follow mainstream media? Cute. I get all my news from Elevator.

If I leave the feeder empty for too long this fuckass bird keeps coming by to scream at me. Literally I’ll be in the middle of a call and hear angry chirps and there he is. Anyway his name is Robert and I am his servant now.

Weird how everyone else cares either too much or too little about the Odyssey and I'm the only one who cares the correct amount.

"oops"? this shit is all berries and all you have to say is mf "oops"?

Mike’s daughter is a hostess at the Cheesecake Factory and hooked us up with a table at 6:30 pm on a Saturday and walking past all the unwashed masses huddling on the waitlist, I understand now how power corrupts

Saw The Odyssey today and shook my head during all the scenes with Helen so everyone knew I don’t approve of Woke

Johnny Depp is like the Jared Leto of Mark Wahlbergs

We don’t need this stupid movie, we all already know he got his start at Fozziwig’s Rubber Chicken Factory???

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 4w ago

First poster for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp. “Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer”

I already had a bit of a superiority complex about my car, I’m about to get insufferable www.caranddriver.com/news/a732466...

Honda Will Pause Production of One of Our Favorite Manual-Equipped Cars After 2026

Honda will put the Civic Si and manual-equipped Acura Integra A-Spec on hold after the 2026 model year, but it promises they will return.

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Beware, scammers: use proper grammar or my mother will wreck your shit

This is my absolute favorite bit from this show idk why but it kills me every time I think about it

Missed opportunity to have Dr. Teeth handing out the medals

THIS ONE WAS FOR CAPE VERDE YA BITCHES

of course this game is shit, the trump curse strikes again

In case you were wondering how it’s going

Stangle’s Kid@stangleskid.bsky.social · 3mo ago

My nephew’s phone has narc-ass AI monitoring software that flags potentially inappropriate text convos so of course I get flagged almost immediately

Their greed sickens me

Spending the day getting multiple pictures taken of mah bones

Mr. Burns Glowing in the Forest (The Simpsons)

ALT: Mr. Burns Glowing in the Forest (The Simpsons)

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Ate bagged salad last night just to feel something

Quick question for people more versed in soccer than I am: is there a way for both teams to lose?

Just sat through a 15 minute presentation on some new capability being offered by our digital team and I genuinely don’t get how it works because they used so many corporate bullshit buzzwords it was impossible to follow

Homer Simpson: Can You Repeat That?

ALT: Homer Simpson: Can You Repeat That?

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