i wore a denim vest to the job interview and they hired me and gave me a raise and let me take an indefinite sabbatical
odysseus inviting the boys over to chill and smoke on calypso's island
Heat (1995)@heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 8h agoYou can lounge around here on her sofa.
it is currently august 2026 and they *still* haven't crafted the perfect salty buttery movie theater snack that can come in a novelty bucket
making a scene at the cineplex acting like i saw one of the employees put their bare foot in the popcorn machine
i get $600 cash back every time i go to the grocery store to impress anyone famous that might be near
wouldn't surprise me one bit to see a couple teams wind up in the world series this year
me, tearfully: i felt closest to god the day i saw bobby bacala crossing the street on columbus and then again on tv at a knick game later that night everyone else: no the one who played big pussy
80% of the time i spend doing laundry is just sitting around so you know the other 20% has to be really evil for me to hate it so much
don't talk to me if the soda bottles in your childhood fridge went "pshhh" when you opened them
wear a bathing suit around town to signal your interest in swimming. if not you'll have a hard time making friends