Lanterns was so ass. The hype it’s getting is crazy to me. It makes no sense to do a “prestige” green lantern show and have it be a murder mystery set in bumfuck Nebraska with no real aliens and story exploring generational trauma. Like what the fuck are we doing here??
charles bronson: hey this doll, chucky, he's no good. he's hurting people.
Former “lunchroom chum” turned student representative reported to the principal today that the teacher collaborated with the class tattletale to put me in time out; says I got a “raw deal” and shouldn’t have been barred from recess.
FRODO: They're called "chastity cages". SAM: That sounds good and well for your little peeper frog, but I don't see how one could handle my own bull toad. GOLLUM: We won't wear it! SAM: YOU'LL SLITHER YOUR STINKY LITTLE EEL IN THERE OR I'LL SLICE IT FROM YOU FOR MY MORNING SAUSAGE. GOLLUM: AAAAAAAAA
Has the nostalgic critical reevaluation of bad movies hit Men in Black 3 yet?
Six Feet Under being anywhere on a “best tv shows” list is grounds to dismiss the list entirely.
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 2w agoHere’s The New York Times 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
This is what I mean about how we have to become snobs. When a bitch says shit like this to you, the move is to immediately become very mean, and laugh at them, and say out loud that you don’t respect them, things of that nature, things Ezra Klein would never do
Matt Ford@mford.bsky.social · 2w agoEzra Klein asked Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang about AI making kids worse at math and reading. Huang’s reply: “Does it matter?” Then he said he doesn’t know his own address or phone number. “We’re going to lose some fine intellectual dexterity.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/o...
you've got to assume an ethics expert is troubled almost all the time. although it would be pretty cool not to be. "the blasé ethicist"
Sheryl Gay Stolberg@sherylnyt.bsky.social · 2w agoRFK Jr. took $4 million in book advances and $270,000 in gifts from close allies working to advance his agenda. His wife received $210,000 in consulting fees from a MAHA group. Ethics experts are troubled. w/ @by-cjewett.bsky.social Jewett www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/u...
Humoring conservatives & acting like they make good points over the last 30 years brought us here. You never have to listen to them for the rest of our lives. It's time to treat career arsonists with the contempt they've earned instead of imagining a fake world where they're reasonable interlocutors
Guy who watches YouTube animations for children while he eats dinner every night: “Wow… I was skeptical before, but I truly believe AI will replace all of us in the next 3 years. This video is proof. I mean, the song sounds like it could play on the radio right now! Fascinating…”
Grace@gracekind.net · 2w agoNew animation from Opus 5.5!
Garbage men can actually get written up for not having a freaky enough stuffed doll strapped to the front of their truck
WE RAN OUT OF TIME! THAT'S THE GAME! CHICAGO WINS THE CROSS-SEX CLASSIC! 23-16!
Absolute Green Arrow: I liked the first issue but the following 3 I’ve read since are straight up bad I think. “Green arrow assassinates pedo billionaires who are doing resident evil experiments plus it’s also a mystery who he is” could work as a story but it feels so rushed and underbaked.
Live game day threads on Reddit are so funny because if the team is winning it’s like “these boys are gods among men. I don’t care about the rest of the season, winning this single game has made my entire year. We may never lose again with talent this magnificent.” The same guy when his team loses:
Exactly! 👏 there’s so much bad shit going on right now we just need to suck it up and give up this inch. I don’t think conceding an inch is going to give them a mile. I was born yesterday by the way.
Senator Dr. John Brown stan account, Esq., PhD, MD, JD, LCSW@johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 3w agoYeah, this is part of what gets to me. I think it's an injustice for trans kids to be functionally barred from playing school sports, but on the scale of human injustices it barely rates in comparison to a lot of stuff the Trump administration *is currently doing*.
helping to host a chicago underground film festival after party. come hear some dope music and chat about movies!!
Gandalf touched Frodo that’s why he’s quiet and solemn when they return to the shire
Raven Lyn Clemens@ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 3w agothis might unintentionally be the funniest thing he's done in years
this might unintentionally be the funniest thing he's done in years
The mid inning break last night where everyone stood up and clapped and cheered for the Pat Tillman dog made me feel crazy
Chicago White Sox@notwhitesox.bsky.social · 4w agoThis Dog Day, we welcome 13-week-old yellow lab Tillman, of the Pat Tillman Foundation and GovX 👏 After a year raised in Chicago & a year of training, Tillman will be paired with a veteran who served in our armed forces.
JOHN TRAVOLTA: (convincingly) What's a sybian?
My list of names for my future children. I think about Hennessy LaGrange once a week. I know her better than I know my father.
Red Robin Gourmet Burgers and Brews Unleashes "X-Men: Apocalypse" Inspired Burger in Advance of Upcoming Film Release: The Gourmet Burger Authority Recasts 'The Berserker X' Burger for a Limited Time
Circling back on this… I really hate to do this, and you know I wouldn’t ask if it wasn’t serious, but I really, really need to borrow a mile, like right now. Please.
Quinn @stargaws.bsky.social · 2mo agoBro please just give me an inch man that’s all I need is one inch. Just one just a single inch please that’s it. I swear it I swear I do not need a mile just the inch is all.
guy who couldn't read in the 11th grade: if i was in the WNBA i would start punching and elbowing all the females and then teabag them while they're limp on the ground xx-xy: thank 👏 you 👏 for 👏 speaking 👏 up 👏 for 👏 girls