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My spouse is big into magic the gathering, wins money in tournaments etc. And they. Put together. A hundred card commander deck for me. Entirely of unique custom OFMD magic cards. I’ve been trying to figure out how best to share these so I think we’ll start with the commanders, Ed and Stede

A photo of two custom made magic the gathering cards. One is The Gentleman Pirate, cost white blue green, creature type legendary creature — human pirate Stede. There’s a Blackbeard’s flag symbol as the deck symbol. The art is one of my portraits of Stede. The card text says pirates you control enter with an additional +1/+1 counter. Black or red mana, tap, remove counter from target pirate you control: draw a card. Partners with any Ed. 

Flavor text says “why can’t one be a gentleman and a pirate? A gentleman pirate. -Stede Bonnet”

He’s a 1/4. Art credit says Juniper. 

The other card is Blackbeard, cost colorless/blue/black/red. The art is one of my portraits of Ed. Creature type legendary creature — human pirate Ed. The card text says trample, menace, islandwalk. When Blackbeard dies, return them to the battlefield with a finality counter. 

Two blue mana: target pirate phases out
Three black: put a -1/-1 counter on target creature
One red: target creature can’t block this turn

Partners with any Stede

Flavor text: history’s greatest pirate 

He’s a 5/3