breeding a golf-ball-sized pigeon called a smidgeon

super mario humanely raised Toad meat-processing tycoon

Airplanes would be much more efficient if the drink carts moved autonomously down the aisle at great speed

BOURDAIN (voiceover): I found myself surrounded by discarded objects. An empty soda can, a dead battery. Life becomes death. But death can become life. The simmering pot with its spicy aroma in front of me is proof. BOURDAIN: What's in this dish? ME: Pikmin BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.

Ra lives, the criminal serpent dies. (BDQ)

new rule: sniff the expired beard oil BEFORE rubbing it on my face

Habitat 4

Brazilian interstate google maps driving estimates are crazy. "Route will take 68 hours" lol

added soy sauce to my food and it tastes great. Anyone else ever try this?

Warp d'Or

Gorgonzola: Cheese from Medusa(?) doi.org/10.1016/j.ja...

inventing the full immersion toilet

not putting alt text on this one sorry

richie@theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 4d ago

post your worst draft

a passing reference ok serve

Bro????

Indiana Fever

Feyd-Accompli Harkonnen

honey i put both of us down for Breakstone's Win Unlimited Cottage Cheese For Life contest

how bout stevie nicks my balls with a trimmer yEEOWCH

Whoops, didn't see U there! #VehicularManslaughter

why isnt my tourism industry booming

alright man can you spin the Square ipad around now

Ancient Egyptian Prayer Bot@egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social · 6d ago

I bring you the menu-beverage that gives brilliance to your ka. (OGC)

this happened 14 minutes ago but unfortunately due to my personality "Proplem in elvator" has immediately become a load-bearing part of my vocabulary

is this a prayer or an insult

Ancient Egyptian Prayer Bot@egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social · 6d ago

I breathe the air that comes out of your nose, the north wind which comes forth from your mother. (BDF)

the worldwide Latios belt

we need to do something about the sports betting epidemic

Samuel Pepys@samuelpepys.bsky.social · 6d ago

The talk this day is of the great foot-race run this day on Banstead Downes, between Lee, the Duke of Richmond’s footman, and a tyler, a famous runner. And Lee hath beat him; though the King and Duke of York and all men almost did bet three or four to one upon the tyler’s head.

oh, ok