What with more images of @greenlungband.bsky.social's upcoming Necropolitan album package creeping out into the world, I thought I’d share some details from the lyrics booklet I put together... 💀 The Illustrated Necropolitan Chronicle 💀
Stephen Graves
@stephengraves.co.uk
Special Projects Editor at Decrypt, director of short films (The Dead of Winter, @frightfest.bsky.social @screamfest.bsky.social alumnus), player of D&D, painter of little Warhammer/MESBG men. @stephengraves on Twitter.
Babe wake up, new Bobby Fingers just dropped www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGt7...
Johnny Depp's Bed
YouTube video by Bobby Fingers
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The @ashmoleanmuseum.bsky.social In Bloom exhibition, which has a bunch of stuff about the Tradescants, is on for a few more days: www.ashmolean.org/exhibition/i...
IN BLOOM EXHIBITION
Last chance to see this beautiful exhibition which explores the history of some of Britain’s most beloved blooms – from roses and tulips to camellias and peonies.
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The reconstructed grave of the Tradescant family is quite something. The Tradescants were a family of 17thC botanists who opened England's first museum open to the public. Today, people are having coffee and tea around this #earlymodern grave. #TombTuesday
Bay Area friends: would you consider opening your home to these two cuddly cats? A friend found them behind a gas station. Their sibling, a black cat, got adopted, but it appears no one likes orange cats. They are being kept in a bathroom for the time being and need a home.
A friend of mine found these three kittens behind a Bay Area gas station. They are tame, vaccinated, and incredibly affectionate. Unfortunately, she's unable to keep them and I'm trying to find them a home. They are at risk of going to a shelter. Bay Area people, are you open to adopting?
Funny how Peter Davison looks more like Doctor Who when he's playing Campion than he does when he's playing Doctor Who.
Ready Player One (d. Steven Spielberg, 2018)
The mayor of Amity Falls unveils a new tourist attraction: an unconvincing mechanical shark. Many swimmers disappear mysteriously soon afterwards. Plot twist: they have been abducted by UFOs. UFOs driven by velociraptors. Hoagie Newcombe knows that only animatronic Abe Lincoln can put this right.
britain must strike now, while they are weak
U.S. has used 'virtually all' of its long-range precision missiles during Iran war: Reuters
A "funny story" that speaks volumes about how scientific research has been gutted… decrypt.co/374874/marmo...
Marmot Researchers Turn to OnlyFans for Funding—And There Are Meme Coins Too - Decrypt
Scientists are using OnlyFans to help fund decades of marmot research, while unofficial meme coins have emerged on Solana.
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Sean Connery yapping about playing Bond before he shot anything
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
“We’ve moved into the Age of the Oligarch which is defined by a network of the rich and powerful and the authoritarians they prop up. The group transcends national borders and has zero interest in the countries that elevated them to power.”
The Third World War Is Here
And it's not what you think
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Batman the animated series made me believe in a formative manner that there’d be a whole Fucking lot more goddamn blimps in my life. But there’s almost no blimps. Every time I see a blimp, I gasp. I shouldn’t have to gasp. Blimp should be around for my life. Where blimp
Apropos of nothing, to this day I'm annoyed that when the original Sugababes reunited they didn't call their album "Ship of Theseus." Or "Trigger's Broom."
Type the word Theseus in a text editor, then replace each letter in turn with a new copy of that letter. The new Theseus is indistinguishable from the old. I offered this as an insight in a philosophy exam at uni, and got very high marks. It was a complete pisstake.
Posted in the blood donation mobile. Reminder? Threat? Both?
Itching to hear from people who've read this. Which stories did you like best?
My latest collection, Thin Places in Hard Concrete, is now out, with 10 new stories of cults, ghosts, impossible infrastructure, haunted Mellotrons... Paperback www.amazon.co.uk/Thin-Places-... eBook www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B... Find out more precastreinforced.co.uk/2026/04/30/t...
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Troy McClure - Are You Gay
YouTube video by Joshua Darling
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it's totally possible to think about fucking someone dressed like meat and still feel fine about eating meat, but no one tell PETA that because I want to see them continue to do the world's most incompetent agitprop