Steven Alleyn
@stevenalleyn.ca
Quando omni flunkus, moritati I look at spreadsheets & decide things for a living. Self-professed crazy cat dude. Devoted husband, DIYer, lefty, tinkerer + I cook & I think I’m pretty funny. Big sci-fi nerd. Also, I believe blocking is self-care.
I think Emily knew what she was doing when she told Lorelai she agreed with her 100% about stopping Rory from spending time with Jess
I’ll never get used to seeing these gray ones coming off the line - in Quebec the ambulances are bright yellow (the one beside it is a good example) for visibility. Never considered someone might want like a stealth ambulance
If parents don’t want to be cut off they should consider not abusing their children
Michael Hobbes@michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 2d agoThis has been a slowly metastasizing moral panic for years: Liberals, drunk on therapy-speak, are cutting off their parents over minor slights and miscommunications. There is little evidence of the underlying phenomenon and even less of the cause. Look at this egregiously thin nut graf.
I think the crux is that — there are people out there who read voraciously and keep track of what they read. This guy is saying they don’t actually read voraciously, and their 100 smut books amount to reading 0 books, and saying that they read 100 books is a lie.
Not gonna join the weird #booksky drama directly, but anyone arguing that certain genres of books, reading methods, etc don’t “count” is being childish. This isn’t a video game. You aren’t levelling up or collecting points. It’s entertainment and inquiry, that’s all.
Why don't people understand leasing yet ask for it? "I want a Bronco Sport lease, 24 mos, $500/mo" Sir, that's $12K. Do you really think a brand new car is going to depreciate 28% in 2 years? It's gonna lose that much value the second we slap plates on it. 🤦♂️ (Ford thinks it will depreciate 40%.)
Rosie O’Donnell is guest hosting the Jimmy Kimmel show all week. From her monologue tonight: “….And if you thought the President hated Jimmy Kimmel Live when it was hosted by Jimmy Kimmel, buckle up, people. Buckle up!”
And He took the hot dog and split it and said, “This is my ~body~ given to you…”
Sheena 📚🎧✨@sheenahigh.xyz · 2d ago@stevenalleyn.ca would be beer & hotdogs
I know @codyjohnston.bsky.social *just* did a dunking-on-a-jubilee-video episode but this one seems tailor made for @somemorenews.bsky.social
Parker Molloy@parkermolloy.com · 2d agoWhy are people on the right so afraid of people knowing that they’re on the right? www.readtpa.com/p/tim-pool-m...
« Au Canada, la Charte canadienne des droits et libertés protège la liberté de manifestation pacifique et la liberté d'expression de toutes les personnes sur son territoire, y compris les non-citoyens et les immigrants. » Va falloir le rappeler à certain·es. ici.radio-canada.ca/nouvelle/227...
12 manifestants interpellés par des agents de l’ASFC
Une douzaine d'étudiants internationaux qui manifestaient à Calgary ont été rencontrés par des agents de l'immigration et sont menacés d'expulsion
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In almost 20 years on social media, this is, bar none, the most insane response to a joke I’ve ever gotten.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Good News, Everyone!
ALT: Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Good News, Everyone!
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Springer Nature@springernature.com · 2d agoEl Niño is back with a vengeance. A mammoth patch of warm water is growing in the equatorial Pacific Ocean, and some forecasters say this El Niño is on track to become the strongest in at least 150 years. For the Amazon rainforest, the timing could hardly be worse: spklr.io/63323ER365 🧪
What if I haven’t worked there in 14 years?
The Volatile Mermaid@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 3d agoYou should get paid OT every time you have nightmares about work.
La croyance que les corps racisés sont potentiellement déviants et méritent surveillance a la vie très, très longue.
Cette surveillance est non méritée
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it is a failure of the internet that gross old rich and powerful men are posting gigachad ai images of themselves publicly and have not been widely bullied across the political spectrum to the point that they no longer post or even show their faces in public
Remember when Cenk would sub in on MSNBC and people took him seriously? Lol
Post-Left Watch@postleftwatch.bsky.social · 4d agoCenk Uygur claims that Tucker Carlson apologized for pushing propaganda at Fox News, and now he's become more honest and he isn't affected by propaganda. "The propaganda machine is irate, because to them, Tucker's not opposed to what they're saying, he's exposing the game..."
Certain meat products recalled in Quebec due to Listeria bacteria www.ctvnews.ca/montreal/art...
Certain meat products recalled in Quebec due to Listeria bacteria
The Canadian Food Inspection Agency (CFIA) is recalling Clément le Gourmand brand meat products sold in Quebec due to possible Listeria monocytogenes contamination.
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the nicest thing I can say is that it is good that they are self-regulating into deadender spaces we need actual, factual critics of this stuff because we need to do a whole lot of regulation about this dreck; it will not come from "it doesn't work"
Acornloaf@toneloaf.bsky.social · 4d agoI worried that the anti-AI crowd would consolidate around hardcore believes LLMs/genAI do not and can not work. Its a genuine issue for *everyone* since a robust and knowledgeable counter theoretically would lead to better develop, if the pro voices won(which they currently are winning by a lot)
I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.
wotc stop printing stupid chase shit only available in collector boosters challenge difficulty: impossible
Ify Nwadiwe@ifycomedy.com · 4d agoIt’s hard to tackle any angle of the current MTG Booster Box/ Ambassador debacle because it’s a compound issue that folks are looking for a singular person or thing to blame. AFAIK, most retailers sold their stock of Hobbit CB boxes at MSRP and the secondary market flooded with scalped prices.
"meep meep ass location" i cannot breathe omfg 💀
I hate that we have let the nastiest racists on earth define and redefine our language. From "woke" to "DEI." Trump's policies are not anti-DEI. They are racist. US firms did not abandon DEI policies. They fired competent black women in droves on the basis of race and sex.
Ian Johnson@mrianjohnson.bsky.social · 5d agoDEI means recruiting the best candidates and appealing to the widest possible customer base - which results show is good for people, and for business www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...
Just realized this song came out 18 years ago. Fuck I’m old. youtu.be/i2spZ-NDfS4?...
"High as F#%k" Music Video
YouTube video by Jon Lajoie / Wolfie’s Just Fine
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