@danisaacs.bsky.social I imagine you announcing your latest profile moniker: in pirate voice "Aye...Sex" matey.

The number one immediate priority should be pushing blame to Trump among the loudest and dumbest. The less loyal the MAGA base becomes, the less he will do for them, the more indifferent he will become.

I wrote an email to the Blue Jays' President/CEO today about the organization's shameful lack of action regarding Santander's racist bullshit this week. I'm posting it so that if he responds, I can add it here. I realize the chances of that are hilariously low, but...gotta try, right? Let's all try.

This week on my Patreon's Weekly Canadian Politics Roundup: Doug Ford vs. OSAP, Danielle Smith might repeal part of the Human Rights Act depending on which Rebel Media reporter you talk to, her Justice Minister gets real pro-life, and Nova Scotia says "fuck no" to AI! www.patreon.com/ClareBlackwo...

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Counterpoint: why have functional national parks when you can spend billions on data centres, checkmate leftists

Andrea Woo@andreawoo.bsky.social · 5d ago

Cuts underway at Parks Canada: Nearly 3,000 workers receive notice jobs will be impacted; 13 park warden detachments to close; search and rescue dog program axed; visitor program, outreach and camping services to be scaled back www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...

We're allowed to feel relief after yesterday's election results. Things could have gone VERY differently here. We can be happy to see conservatives losing the majority while also understanding that there is a LOT more work to do. We're better off today than we were yesterday.

If you haven't watched my latest Danielle Smith video in collaboration with @forwardcanada.bsky.social, please just know that it has given me the single greatest screen grab I will ever have of myself. youtu.be/x5tFIYM0aL8?...

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Matt Elliott@graphicmatt.com · 2mo ago

Over the weekend, the Bradford campaign challenged the media to do this "scavenger hunt" to uncover supposed places where Olivia Chow frittered away the provincial New Deal money. Challenge accepted. From my newsletter this week, here’s what I found.

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Ms. Rachel: “I will match Macklemore's donation and I invite every wealthy white celebrity to match it and speak out against the genocide in Gaza. Over 20,000 precious Palestinian children have been killed and children continue to be killed every day.”

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As always, please share if it makes you laugh 💙 and also to make up for the fact that I had to answer the door dressed like this yesterday and so your validation can go a long way with rebuilding any shred of self respect I once had

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This week on my Patreon-exclusive Canadian Politics Roundup: the girls are fighting again, and by girls I mean two powerful North American leaders, Canada has a new lake (?), Quebec's election kicks off, and, uh, eagle screams! Check it out! 🍁 www.patreon.com/ClareBlackwo...

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@aliciaandrz.bsky.social with total respect, I hope you are finding help as you battle depression. You are so loved, wanted and needed in this life. Starting with family and friends, you bring much light and positivity into a dark world. 🫂 ❤️

HUGE props to @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social for killing this article after I sent him a single text this morning saying something extremely comprehensible like, "On my way to friggin work but there's something in the idea of strangers at a house investigating Tim Curry's death!" Ian you rock

The Beaverton@thebeaverton.com · 3mo ago

Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house

Maybe Carney should preemptively rename all the rest of the Great Lakes to "Lake Legal Adult" so Trump won't want to touch them. www.cbc.ca/news/world/t...

Trump moves to rename Lake Ontario to 'Lake America' amid trade spat with 'entitled' Canada | CBC News

U.S. President Donald Trump signed an executive order on Thursday to change the name of Lake Ontario to "Lake America" as tensions with Canada worsen.

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I had to.

The Beaverton@thebeaverton.com · 3mo ago

Carney to rename rest of Great Lakes as "Lake Legal Adult" so Trump will never want to touch them

If this enrages you, it should. And you’re not alone. The 19-year-old sailor who jumped off the USS Abraham Lincoln is facing disciplinary charges instead of receiving the mental health services he needs. 👀

FUCK NO FUCK FUCK

Come write with me (if you can handle the very real danger)!

The Beaverton@thebeaverton.com · 3mo ago

Think you have what it takes to triumph in the the glamorous but dangerous world of freelance satirical comedy writing? Well good news friend because for the next two weeks we are taking submissions.

The nice thing about being in The Satirical Arts is I can write the line, "Bring it on, fuckface. I’ll build an Austrian spa on your grave," and Doug Ford can't sue me

The Beaverton@thebeaverton.com · 3mo ago

BREAKING: Doug Ford challenges Donald Trump to a corruption fight in the school parking lot

The Canadian Government Is Dumping Donald Trump youtu.be/2wj7DI2NMPk

The Canadian Government Is Dumping Donald Trump

YouTube video by Clare Blackwood

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