No, this is genius. I'm going to write back to the local planning office about the kitchen extension they said no to. "What if it has a machine gun tower?". Can't possibly fail.
His brain is completely broken. What the actual fuck is this nonsense
Stewart Teece
@stewart-teece.bsky.social
Provincial man of mystery. If you're doing Emergency Medicine in the West of Scotland you have my deepest apologies
No, this is genius. I'm going to write back to the local planning office about the kitchen extension they said no to. "What if it has a machine gun tower?". Can't possibly fail.
His brain is completely broken. What the actual fuck is this nonsense
Just as well Andrea Jenkyns is an insomniac. She's going to be up all night writing some sort of Wagnerian opera to fill the next 3 days of conference time, while the rest of the party sneak off to Belize.
Oldman, Numan, Coleman, Phew man! Numan has a little car, Coleman was a little star, Say! what a lot of Gary Men there are! Gary Numan flies a plane, Gary Oldman acts insane, Oldman's sister's Little Mo, Gary Coleman didn't grow His real name isn't Gary Numan For real names see Harry Truman
🩸 What happens to your blood sample before it hits the analyzer can change your patient’s troponin result. I’ve recorded a short video to explain how and why, and what to do about it. ⚠️ This will become increasingly important as we start to use more point of care tests… youtu.be/TaHe1zFc_O0?...
Before you trust a troponin result, WATCH THIS!
YouTube video by Rick Body
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Kubler Ross Stages of Grief Football 1) Denial 2) Anger 3) Taking the piss 4) Aaah it's fine
Proof, if needed, that he is definitely a grifter/not part of the establishment* *delete dependent on political leaning
I think the most impressive bit is that someone must have been next to the guy with the camera with the most mahoosive megaphone shouting everyone look this way guys, it's for the Donald!"
Saw #ChristopherLee was trending. Assumed he had risen from the dead again, but was in a flim on telly last night. Disappointed
The head of MI6 not knowing to switch the lights off when hiding in a church! If I'd written it M would have left the lights on as a trap, killed Silva as he came in. Then copped off with the Scottish gamekeeper fella. Then when interrupted by Bond gone "Yeah! See how you like it!"
When did people start pretending the Craig Bond films made sense? Most of Skyfall doesn't make sense during Skyfall
I don't normally tap people for money because I like to run. I've also been unable to run like this for a while. Events this week though have spurred me to do this to raise awareness and funds for healthcare in Gaza. The ones being deliberately targeted. www.justgiving.com/page/david-c...
MAP Gaza Emergency
Help David Chung raise money to support Medical Aid for Palestinians
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Finally in print at the European Journal of Emergency Medicine. Social support from the ED, and changes in healthcare use. Full link in the graphic. @eusem.bsky.social @mavscotland.bsky.social
Saw this film right, about white people going to Peru as part of the Catholic Church, but it was just to trick bears into helping them find gold. Not saying that's what the New Pope is up to. Just saying, Bears, check if the pope is a real Catholic before going into the woods.
This! Click on it and keep going until you get to the whale video. Do it, do it now!
This morning @surliertexan.bsky.social was telling me about this exploding duck and it was TERRIBLE and I couldn’t stop laughing (because I’m BAD) and they were like yeah that’s the sort of thing that would happen to you
Something, something 4th of May be with you, and, because it's on a Sunday, and also with you. www.youtube.com/watch?v=01-2...
Edwin Starr - War (Original Video - 1969)
YouTube video by Stream Crops
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Great day with the Scottish EM ST6s at @uofglasgow.bsky.social doing the thoracotomy course. Big thanks to Mr Euan Dickson and Mr Ian Colquhoun for there amazing support, the Monkees ED nurses and the always brilliant Laura McGregor. None on here, but sod that X(YY) website.
Great talk by @ematthedeepend.bsky.social on social inequality in the ED at the NES Educational Conference today. I think it's really hard to conceptualise what skint really means if you've never been there.
Quite enjoying this write a phrase into Google you just made up and see how the AI explains it thing