Stewberto

@stewieeee.bsky.social

Bal’mer, music, Skateboarding, Amateur Philosophy Amateur, SCIENCE!, sometimes I make music, always I listen to music. Pronouns: Radio/Head.

I’m still very sad that I had to let my daughter borrow my beloved car, but now I HAVE to ride my motorcycle. Even though my partner has graciously offered her car, I just can’t inconvenience her. Poor me. I have to ride my motorcycle. 😏

While visiting from college, my daughter’s car shit the bed. I’m letting her borrow my car for her senior year. I love that car. So fun to drive. I’m quite depressed. 2012 VW Golf TDI (manual). I should be a worse father. We’re down to one car (and a motorcycle). 😔

I’m sorry. I’m the one who turned the game on in the bottom of the 11th with bases loaded and two out. My bad. I will pay my penance and sing Orioles Magic 25 times.

Got a Team Relish hat to trade for a Hawaiian O’s shirt. My spouse is Team Catsup (yes, it’s grounds for divorce but she’s cool) and got a Relish hat last week.

This is random, but I wanted to extend my gratitude to Democratic Congresswoman Joyce Beatty for her tireless effort in protecting the Kennedy Center from being fully destroyed by a vindictive jealous petty classless criminal. 💙👊

Bild

@tombreihan.bsky.social “It’s not exactly the most reasonable behavior” from the Pissee. What?! He was trying to get the Pissor arrested FOR PISSING ON THEM. WTF was he supposed to do - write the guy a thank you note? Also, shitty thing to say about Glen Burnie. Pissor could also be from Pasadena.

Charm City Art Spice@rahnealexander.com · 2w ago

"(I have zero evidence for this, but I bet the pisser is from Glen Burnie.)" PAGING BARRY GLAZER stereogum.com/2505873/poli...