As a head coach, Mike Locksley is one hell of a recruiter.
Earl F***ing Weaver
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Pitching, defense, & the 3-run HR. Loves tomatoes and cussing out umps. Hates pretty much everything else. THIS IS A F***ING PARODY ACCOUNT, ya sumbitches!
Already turned the goddamn Terps game off. Because they're shitting the fucking bed. AGAIN. Any chance we can cram Mike Locksley, Craig Albernaz, AND Mike Elias into the same goddamn trebuchet & launch 'em all into the goddamn sun?
Not me running every interview for a position I'm hiring for like I'm Daniel Plainview "I DRINK YOUR LATTE! I DRINK IT UP!!!!"
Daniel Plainview in There Will Be Blood
ALT: Daniel Plainview in There Will Be Blood
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Actually, Petey, evil *is* bad. It's also the OPPOSITE of good. It's right there in @merriam-webster.com you fucking unprepentantly evil choad. You ass carbunkle. People like you are the reason I hope there IS a hell, because if there is you're fucking going www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/e...
Definition of EVIL
morally reprehensible : sinful, wicked; arising from actual or imputed bad character or conduct; inferior… See the full definition
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Christopher Webb@cwebbonline.com · 19h agoThis is actually hell, right?
I am a Certified Old Person™️& speak from experience: Fandoms have always been a mix of people who appreciate & want to celebrate something & people who are absolute unrepentant fuckstains on the bedsheet of society. And the fuckstains have always dominated the discourse.
Ramiel 🐇@pawberry.bsky.social · 24h ago"Fandoms used to be full of nice ppl before covid and then all the bullies and popular kids joined" is literally an "the earth is flat" tier false belief to me
Just saw a FB ad for Johns Hopkins looking for people with recurring lower back pain & depression that they want to treat with psilocybin, & all I can think is "medical shrooms!" and I am SO in.
I deleted my posts about Trevor Rogers. It was clear that my interpretation of his comments do not match anyone else's interpretation, & I'm tired of trying to explain my rationale. My experience over the years hearing players about to enter FA in multiple sports colors my response Rogers...
Not sure why Heston Kjerstad is on the roster if he's not going to play in any of the four doubleheader games Wednesday and Friday
Deleted my Trevor Rogers posts. My interpretation of his comments are clearly not the interpretation of everyone else, and I don't feel like rehashing it all over & over. I'll just say good luck to him in the process.
If that's the end of Brandon Young's season, what a terrific season it was. He completes five innings with one run against him. His ERA across 156 2/3 innings is 3.56
I bring a pack of Raleighs & a pint of Bulleitt to every goddamn interview I go to. And I turn my hat backwards when it's time to negotiate salaries. because HR is only here for one goddamn reason.
Kai Ryssdal@kairyssdal.bsky.social · yesterdayI’m sorry, but if you bring an iced coffee - or any damn beverage at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
Can't watch the game, but according to the gamecast, that 1st pitch to Goldschmidt was clearly a strike. Is gamecast wrong or are we out of challenges or something?
GODDAMMIT, BEAVERS! We only needed 1 more run to let a position player pitch and you fucking swing on 3-1 with the goddamn bases loaded?!?
God-DAMN, Alonso. You making a run at Davis' HR record just for the fuck of it?
Pulled this off Twitter — I’ll be able to rip the full homerun trot silence after the game when I’m no longer blacked out of MLB
Dylan Beavers vs Brendan Beck Home Run (8) 💣 Exit velo: 100.4 mph Launch angle: 33 deg Projected distance: 379 ft This would have been a home run in 19/30 MLB ballparks, including Oriole Park at Camden Yards BAL @ NYY 🔺 4th
Look at Dylan Beavers winning some beleagured fan $5K. Hell, with that much money they can fill the tanks on BOTH cars (unless one of 'em's a diesel...)
Tom Holland looking at Marvel Studios for re-releasing Avengers: Endgame after Spider-Man: Brand New Day set the domestic box office record.
Really? Alexis Rose in Schitt's Creek
ALT: Really? Alexis Rose in Schitt's Creek
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In my best Upton Sinclair voice: "WE'RE IN THE JUNGLE, BABY! WE'RE GONNA DIE!" www.scrippsnews.com/life/recalls...
Interactive: Meat recall linked to fake USDA labels
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My kids have measles, I can't afford diesel, my country has been humiliated by Iran, and I have explosive diarrhea from a parasite the CDC no longer monitors. But at least now I can go to the lesbian bar without putting on a mask.
I want a giant soft pretzel, and there is no viable option to get a giant soft pretzel. So I am sad.
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
So...two meaningless games on one day (at least as far as playoffs are concerned)? Sure, we have a chance to not finish in last place in the AL East, but who the fuck cares about that?
Andy Kostka@afkostka.bsky.social · 2d agoDoubleheader for Orioles and Yankees tomorrow, with no game Saturday, beginning at 4