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ness (she/they/it) • 29 • here for the weird shit
lazy ass coworker just tried to put me out in a public slack channel accusing me of cherrypicking and i had to come through with receipts in my defense. she deleted the thread
Margaret White's Glittering Hair in Carrie
ALT: Margaret White's Glittering Hair in Carrie
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you can see everything was amazingggg. nathan you've done it again
im sorry but there is no reason for your professional communique to be riddled with increasingly egregious spelling errors in the age of spellcheck!! it's ok if you have a hard time spelling, RUN YOUR SHIT THROUGH A WORD PROCESSOR THOUGHHHH
someday i'll watch something good again (dying of infection in a foxhole voice)
rly tried to get into the new carrie season bc i fuckin love carrie but oh boy what a wet fart of an adaptation. it doesn't have to be a 1:1 of the source material but this completely missed the mark for me
being a giving person by nature and constantly having ppl play in my face after i've gone out of way for them is my favorite humiliation ritual
just saw a trendy brand release brimmed beanies. we are entering a very dark period.
dont ask me why or how but jerry horne and ralph cifaretto feel like they are made of the same shit
it's kinda crazy how they created the perfect sandwich with the BLT and no other sandwich has ever come close
ah what the hell, give me another 8 part limited series, i ain't driving!
writing your sad, desperate little screed like six times before having the good sense to cancel it and resume letting the wind whistle thru the hole in your chest 👍 i'm a big kid now
primetime was fuckin insaneee, so dread filled, so well shot and produced FUCK. rpattz my gen z king
millie's hunger games playlist is fun as fuck and dare i say my fav curation yet open.spotify.com/playlist/3tb...
A GARNET KNIFE // thg au.
WHEN I'M OLDER & I'M BOLDER, YOU'LL BE GONE; I'LL FIT INSIDE MYSELF, I WON'T BE POORLY DRAWN // about prodigy, dynasty, scandal, succession, and awakening. thg a...
open.spotify.com
finally have mastered poached eggs and must resist the urge to post them every time
sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds
ryan murphy be like "i am going to create a show that is so tell"
did it all for the nookie (started another shitawful show for the meowmeow)
they're playin 9 to 5 in the company meeting which is an interesting move considering the pervasive sense of restlessness and mistrust in the company's uppers/their recent decisions
It is profoundly alienating to see how gleefully folks are turning back the clock on body politics by *decades.*
making plans w my siblings feels like trying to make plans w flaky sphinxes, one will only rsvp 3 months after you invited them, the other will rsvp early but will only show up 30 minutes before the thing is over
trying so hard to popularize the use of the cigarette emoji in slack
my horribly naughty cat son has figured out how to open doors with lever handles 🙃
whining and scratching my amc app everyday as i await sotr pre-sale
god sisters love saying hateful disgusting things and then getting mad when you repeat what they said verbatim back to them
auditory processing disorder + face blindness + company retreat = i am so bad at being a human being rn and everyone can tell!!!
it's actually really awesome and goated being an ancillary character in the lives of all you know and love (giant bleeding festering hole right in the middle of my body)
