Underreported fact: the Massachusetts lesbian bar in the story did not have a fire exit.
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Enjoys watching anything getting milled on a lathe.
What will be the new equivalent to this national recovery administration stunt? bsky.app/profile/vinc...
Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · yesterdayI just lectured about the WPA this morning and it is absolutely a model we need to bring back, for this purpose and others too.
Where I’m sending you in a parcel to
every usps@everylot-usps.bsky.social · 2d agoHURTSBORO: 311 MAIN ST, HURTSBORO AL 36860-9998
After Warhammer, they’re going to make further sequels based on other hand tools. Waraxe. Warawl. Warallenwrench.
To think that there was once a common racist comedy bit which scoffed at names black Americans gave their kids, all while there were white kids out there named Deano Bonano.
"I want my troops horny" is a perspective on military readiness I didn’t quite expect to encounter ever.
MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 6d agoNEWS: The Pentagon has announced mandatory low-testosterone screenings for male troops 30 and older, including screening for symptoms such as “reduced libido, loss of spontaneous morning erections, erectile dysfunction,” and other symptoms.
Every name, first and last, including that of the town, is basically the kind a six-year-old me would come up for a story, and then promptly reject for sounding too silly.
Alli DeJong@allidejong.bsky.social · 6d agooh yeah lol i remember this guy. poncho munch for deano bonano. that phrase we’ve all heard before
Did they cast Tilly Norwood in that Grok’s The Odyssey movie?
This goes up with "maybe a ladder" on the list for instances where Trump’s stream of consciousness steers him against his original argument.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7d agoTrump: "If I'm in an electric boat and I see I'm going down and the water is pouring in, so I know I'm going to be electrocuted, but 5 yards away there are sharks. Do I take the electrocution or do I go swimming with the sharks? I'll take the electrocution."
One advantage of starting to watch Simpsons episodes with my kids is that now I can happily entice them out of bed by imitating Rainer Wolfcastle’s "Up and at dem!”
The funniest thing about this is that the FAA is also part of the federal government. Seems it’d be pretty easy to check if mind-control drugs are being dispensed from the engine nacelles of every jet plane.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.RFK Jr: "We are also looking at chemtrails"
So, I got a friend who f’ed a sheep and I want to hire him. Should I tell him to lie on his application, find another job, or very conspicuously change the company policy prohibiting beastiality?
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
Mediaite@mediaite.com · 4w agoFBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
Make a band edible: Thirty Seconds to Mars Bars
Alexander Luckmann@aluckmann.bsky.social · 2w agoMake a band edible: Nick Cave & the Seeds
“guy with a pressure washer" is the most cursed figure to work around your home.
Made a risotto so good, I had to sit down (…because I had been standing for a while making it).
The key to fighting the right wing (or any kind of extremism) isn’t sexy or violent or spectacular. It’s civil groups, after school programs, ngo’s – all these things. It takes time and patience. But it works.
Yes. Put 32 km on this thing getting it home.
Steve📐@strofo-socl.bsky.social · last mo.Cargo-E-Bike-Midlife-Crisis-Purchase: yes/no?
They’re calling it trolling. Teenagers camp under bridges and challenge travelers with riddles three. One wrong answer, the teens eat them.
[Driving by a villa where a large reception is taking place.] Middle kid: The people look pretty happy. Maybe a wedding. Older kid, without missing a beat: Or a funeral of someone they all hated. Tremendously proud.
Headline is unclear. Did he live a long and fulfilling life after the penis enlargement?
the beggars out of here getter@milesklee.bsky.social · 3w agohis last words were “peanus horts”
So, is there a culinary equivalent to carcinisation, where all seasoning mixes tend to converge to Old Bay?