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Jeff Tiedrich@jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 11h ago

Ohio Rep. Max Miller stands accused of abusing both his daughter and his ex-wife, and no Republican can be bothered to care about it. Preznit Fuckwit even took his side! thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I explain just how much the GOP fucking sucks. link is here: bit.ly/4fEDGZV

the entire Republican Party has lost its way. morally and ethically, they’ve shit the bed, and now they’re rolling around in the mess. there is no bottom to their depraved barrel. they’re totally fine with needy families being thrown off public assistance. they’re totes cool with masked and armed federal thugs roaming the streets of our cities, murdering anyone who looks at them funny. they have no problem with immigrants being disappeared into slave-labor gulags, or with Venezuelan fisherman and Iranian schoolgirls being bombed to kingdom come. Republicans are down with all of that shit, so should we really be surprised that they can’t be bothered to care about domestic abuse? each and every one of them, they all fucking suck.
Jeff Tiedrich@jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 10h ago

after Max Miller's wife accused him of abusing her and their daughter, our shithole president took Miller's side, and explained that HE was the real victim. holy shit, Republicans fucking suck. thank you for your attention to today's very angry post. link is here: bit.ly/4fEDGZV

adjudicated rapist says what? look, I did warn you that everybody in this story fucking sucks. should we really be surprised that Preznit Fuckwit — a guy with 28 of his own credible abuse allegations against him — takes Miller’s side? it’s so sad ‘for HIM to be going through that.’ not the wife who ahem allegedly had a gun held to her head, not the daughter with the broken collar bone, but Max Miller — he’s the real victim here. Donny’s going to do what he always does: pass the buck. he’s going to let the family work it out amongst themselves. how nice of him. what a kind and generous humanitarian! with Dear Leader having shown them the True Way Forward, Republicans had their marching orders: pass the buck and say it’s a family matter.
Jeff Tiedrich@jefftiedrich.bsky.social · yesterday

Preznit Fuckwit is hella mad at America's tipsiest US Attorney right now. you know what? boo fucking hoo. I'm actually overdosing on schadenfreude right now. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I laugh at how she clownfucked her own stupid career. link is here: bit.ly/3TS4q0s

at the end of the day, Attorney Boxwine has poured gasoline all over her career and set it on fire. where does she go next? who’s going to hire her? Fox News? I doubt it. anyway, who gives a shit, really? she fucking sucks. enjoy your one-way ticket to nowheresville, Jeanine. you earned it.
Jeff Tiedrich@jefftiedrich.bsky.social · yesterday

how hilarious is it that the one time America's tipsiest US Attorney does the right thing, she lands in a world of trouble. welcome to the Donnyverse, Jeanine — you chose that! thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock all that shit. link is here: bit.ly/3TS4q0s

US Attorney Jeanine Pirro is the latest member of the Donnyverse to find herself caught between an overfull diaper and a hard place. Dear Leader is super fucking pissed at her right now, and it seems a safe bet that she’ll soon be tossed onto the Great Shitpile of Discarded Flunkies. holy shit, I think I might actually be overdosing on schadenfreude right now.
Robert Reich@rbreich.bsky.social · 2d ago

The effective federal corporate income tax rate: 1950: 50% 1990: 25% 2020: 13% Stop asking "but how we will pay for it?" Restore the corporate tax rate. That is how we will pay for it.

Jeff Tiedrich@jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 2d ago

Bobby Brainworms went on Dana Bash's show and was a condescending misogynistic prick to her, laughing at her, shouting over her, and generally being an asshole. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I rip this fuckface several new ones. link is here: bit.ly/45Eb8d4

Bobby Brainworms Jr. is what would happen if Dunning and Kruger had a baby — and then dropped it on its head. just like Dear Leader, Bobby’s a fucking moron who is serenely convinced of his own supreme genius. yesterday, he went on CNN’s State of the Union and taught a master class in why you should never put a whale-head-chainsawing maniac in charge of an entire nation’s health and well-being.
Jeff Tiedrich@jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 2d ago

Preznit Fuckwit cheats his way another pretend golf championship, Bobby Brainworms Jr is a condescending prick to Dana Bash, and Donny's balding head gets caught in a gust of wind. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock all that shit. link is here: bit.ly/45Eb8d4

Donny is that kid whose house you never wanted to go to, because he would burst into tears and throw a tantrum if you didn’t let him beat you at every game — and then he would have the nerve to lord it over you. notice how you never see Donny compete in any other golf championships, aside from the ones at his own golf motels. that’s because he would get his ass kicked, if he had to play a game that hadn’t been rigged in his favor. they shouldn’t even call it a championship, when Donny is involved, because it’s not. it’s a championshit. how does Dear Leader win, year after year? it’s simple: he cheats — and everyone knows it, and everyone lets it happen. Rick Reilly wrote a whole book about it, called Commander in Cheat. but you don’t have to read any book to know that Donny’s a cheater. he’s not subtle or sneaky about it. he does it right out in the open. the entire world got an eyeful at last year’s Ex-Wife Cemetery Championshit, when we all saw Donny’s caddy take a fresh ball out of his pocket and casually toss it onto the green, where Donny could easily sink it.
Jeff Tiedrich@jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 3d ago

the entire Donnyverse is hella mad at America's tipsiest US Attorney right now, for failing to lock up an Olympian for the heinous crime of touching water. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock all these stupid dipshits. link is here: bit.ly/45moF9j

so now US Attorney Boxwine is 0 for 2 in high-profile cases. she couldn’t bring a conviction for Assault With a Deadly Sandwich, and her indictment for Grand Theft Paint Chips has just blown up in her inebriated face. but she did manage to turn the lives two innocent people upside down, so she’s got that going for her. which is nice.