“I don’t always agree with George Will, but I respect him as a writer.”
Renee Dechert@reneedechert.com · 5d agoOkay, Mets fans, it’s *The New Yorker’s* weekly caption contest. Caption away!
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I keep it 300 like a bowling alley
Renee Dechert@reneedechert.com · 5d ago
Poptimism and Its Consequences Have Been a Disaster for the Human Race
How have fraternities survived this long? It seems like it might be different at the big southern schools but at least in the northeast the general understanding is that they are sexual assault clubs
Sonny Gray looks like a guy who meets with his lawyer at Dunkin’ Donuts
Sonny Gray looks like he has ranked the monster energy flavors
I’ve decided to quit my job and become a romance author under the name Kenneth Dalliance.
Oh good the ballsack razor ad again. With the guy whose head looks like a shaved testicle. Happy to see that.
It’s very depressing that virtually no one in America will ever discover or create anything significant ever again. Only the children of billionaires will be able to pursue the arts and non-applied sciences. I can’t see why they’d bother.
The New Republic@newrepublic.com · 2w agoTrump is banning students majoring in degrees that don’t make enough money from taking out college loans. Degrees for social work, art, religious studies, teaching aides, and music will be hit the hardest. trib.al/kQdKbY1
My partner made me wreaths and I’d like to brag about them
Sopranos season 1: American capitalism has devolved to the point that a comfortable middle class home life is only attainable through a morally bankrupt professional life and the contradictions eventually drive you insane Sopranos season 6: I think Tony has ADHD
All you need to know about the late 90s/early 00s if you weren’t there is that there was this shitty electric countertop grill named after a boxer and it was central to American culture
Trying to do some social media bullshit that will pay me so much money I can quit my job. Become a twitch streamer who only plays skateboarding video games or do instagram microfiction on some lame-ass designs?
I know yall been waitin for this to drop. In no particular order but Review is first in my heart forever.
Do you guys wanna join my romantasy football league? You get 20 points if Josh Allen turns into a creature and fucks someone.
Bike people - what is your favorite everyday on-bike storage solution? I have a small handlebar bag but I don’t love it. Normally carry phone, a tube, co2/inflator, multitool, tire levers, and on a good day some gummy worms.
I love living in a society where the only job is telling customers to eat shit and die, this is definitely not having runoff effects where people become profoundly anti-human in an attempt to rationalize the things they need to do at work, no sir. Recent voting trends are unrelated.
A video of Catherine Liu popped up on my IG and I thought “oh I bet this is gonna be some shit about how the most powerful people on earth are liberal arts professors” and yeah it was that, again
Clavicular is the one guy we should have used minority report pre-crime shit on, we all knew where this was headed
The difference between me and you is that when I post “bluesky is a retirement home for Bernie bros” I am being COMPLIMENTARY
I mean, this guy was so rude, you know how rude he was? He was so rude they should’ve called him Charlie JERK!
"You there, boy, what day is it?" "Why it's Kirkiversary, guv!" "hahaha, of course! Tell me, boy, does the store still have that goose hanging in the window?" "Wot? The one as big as Charlie Kirk's head???"
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Washington Post Opinions@postopinions.bsky.social · last mo.As murder rates plummet to a 20-year low, why are so many American cities still grappling with disorder? In @themimsshow.bsky.social, Carine Hajjar sits down with Heather Mac Donald to explore “teen takeovers,” pushback against progressive prosecutors and more.
The AI people have a financial interest in everyone thinking they maybe invented skynet! The only reason we think it’s even related to shit like that is that they called it AI!