Dan Johnson
@sudocrushms.bsky.social
Principal Systems Engineer, pool player, bike rider, head banger, general nerd.
Uhhh, if it means all this noisy bullshit disappears from every interface i'm trying to use? Abso-fucking-lutely. Some of us have put in the work to be competent and good at our jobs.
Alexander Glass@alexanderglass.bsky.social · 14h agoI have one answer.
Maybe I don't *entirely* suck at this game? Bad position on the 2 and maximum punished myself after the missed jump. youtu.be/afWc21VK5fc?...
Practice Session 8/4/26
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If you are talking about “lab leak” in 2026, I genuinely think you are an unserious person who does not deserve the respect of a debate
Ok, this is hilarious.
Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · yesterdayin insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
Breaking Bad: Walter White - You're Goddamn Right
ALT: Breaking Bad: Walter White - You're Goddamn Right
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Governor Tim Walz@governorwalz.mn.gov · yesterdayMinnesota will stand as a firewall against any and all attacks on reproductive freedom. We were the first state to establish an ironclad right to abortion after the Dobbs decision and we will remain an island of freedom for those seeking to make their own healthcare decisions.
(For everyone about to rush in to explain how his former father-in-law is a piece of shit, too, one, yes, he's a senator of mine, so I know, but, two, I think wrenching the focus away from a domestic abuser to get your snark on about someone else is certainly a look)
I'm not going to repost the video of Ohio rep. Max Miller explaining how he's not an abuser by using an example of how victims placate their abusers to stay safe, but rest assured I think he's a fucking piece of shit abuser who should probably be in jail and not in the House of Representatives
my neighborhood 7-11 closed a couple years ago and tried to reopen but couldn’t get the permit approved because there’s a preschool next door and 7-11s sell alcohol (the previous permit was grandfathered in). i saw a fence going up around the lot recently and looked up what was moving in: a gun shop
10 reds snooker for giggles. Fun game. Need a poker set though...
This is as upsetting as it is unsurprising.
Drew Harwell@drewharwell.com · 3d agoNew: We found 50 cops who misused Flock cameras and other license-plate readers for personal purposes, often to spy on their girlfriends or ex-wives. He "watched every single move I made. ... Who do you turn the chief of police in to?" wapo.st/3S6rTuo
Finally got a work bench for the workshop/bike room. Neat.
I’ve been yelling about it this all year. Municipalities still act like these are unfortunate incidents instead of what they are. They’re attacks on critical infrastructure. We’ve underinvested in modernizing essential systems and infrastructure while degrading cybersecurity.
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know that women’s clothing deserves pockets.
Who is the fictional character you relate to the most.
Stich's Mischievous Grin
ALT: Stich's Mischievous Grin
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Marjorie James Keenan@unenthusiast.com · 5d agoWho is the fictional character you relate to the most
just incredible to watch the US president take Iran's side when my state's water systems are under cyberattack
These dimwits really have no fucking clue what they're doing. It's really not hard to sandbox these things...
Bloomberg News@bloomberg.com · 6d agoBREAKING: Anthropic announced that its artificial intelligence models had breached three different organizations during cybersecurity tests that went awry, a little more than a week after its chief rival, OpenAI, disclosed a similar incident.
Please no. The Goofers are unoriginal enough already...
Bring Me The News@bringmethenews.bsky.social · 6d agoIs the Norway "Viking Row" coming to Huntington Bank Stadium this fall? A new Gophers video makes it seem like it is. Story: https://bringmethesports.com/gophers-hint-norways-viking-row-is-coming-to-huntington-bank-stadium
Ugh... I really don't want to subscribe to that junk again. All they do at DAZN is try to sell you fights...
Bring Me The News@bringmethenews.bsky.social · 6d agoThe Timberwolves have announced a new local media rights deal with DAZN for the upcoming season. Here's what it means: https://bringmethesports.com/timberwolves-announce-new-local-media-rights-deal-with-dazn
Hurling F-bombs at an 85-year-old scientist who won’t fight back doesn’t make you tough. Staying silent after your own daughter accused Rep. Max Miller of holding a gun to her head, pushing her against a wall, and fracturing your granddaughter’s collarbone makes you a coward.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Moreno to Fauci: "Who the fuck did you think you were?"
minnesota state rep jess hanson rides elon musk for filth for trying to defend his pervy app: "when the richest man in the world hangs out with the epstein class... we cannot act surprised when he's trying to protect the number one tool used to make child sexual abuse material"
Oliver Willis@owillis.bsky.social · last wk.minnesota state senator directly taking on musk and his big pockets PRECISELY HOW DEMOCRATS SHOULD BE DOING IT
The absolute most stupid, vile, and selfish fuckers on the planet.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Hawley is using his questioning time to craft clips for Hannity
Remember that morning vividly, but it feels like an eternity ago.
Angry Staff Officer@pptsapper.bsky.social · last wk.So September will be 25 years since 9/11 25 years from Pearl Harbor was 1966 which had…Massive civil unrest over racial discrimination/violence and police brutality, and an escalating war with no clear end in sight.