superjazz

@superjazz.bsky.social

mewling wretch

once i went to see a japanese movie with a japanese friend of mine and the first scene some guy jumps in front of the tokyo train tracks and my friend leaned into me totally seriously and said "that is very japanese"

Einstein just loved to talk about relativity. Relativity, relatively! This guy must have loved his cousins. E=mc²? More like Einstein="my cousins (my cousin)" So what else is going on

you get too sleepy in the forest these big cats come and pick you up by the back of your neck and put you in a bed inside a big tree. then you wake up and check your phone and the bill is simply astronomical

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when my kids start acting up i tell them Mr Ass is gonna come looking for them and that seems to scare them into behaving. havent even had to make up anything about him