We're literally just letting the richest man in the world commit vandalism on an extraplanetary scale.

SpaceX rocket thought to have crashed into the moon in unintentional collision

Four-tonne piece of SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket believed to have hit lunar surface on Wednesday at 5,400 miles an hour

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Mark Carney has: -scrapped consumer carbon tax -scrapped oil/gas emissions cap -cut $1.3B from environment Canada -weakened industrial carbon pricing -axed 2 billion trees program -approved 1M barrels/day pipeline -weakened greenwashing laws While this is happening:

For a chance, this isn't Cyclospora cayetanensis! It's Listeria monocytogenes, just to keep things interesting

monkeyrotica@monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 5h ago

BREAKING: Diarrhea Peaches to open for Diarrhea Lettuce, Diarrhea Planet, Dismemberment Band. www.thehealthy.com/news/peach-r...

Secret Panel HERE 🍔 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/05/07/off-menu

i think about this all the time

Deep-Sea Mining Would Devastate Ocean Life, DFO Scientist Warns via @thetyee.ca thetyee.ca/News/2026/08...

Deep-Sea Mining Would Devastate Ocean Life, DFO Scientist Warns | The Tyee

Some creatures that ‘survived all of Earth’s mass extinctions’ might not make it if we go ahead.

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i legit don't even know where you go to use chatgpt. if every AI disappeared my life would be easier bc i wouldn't be turning it off everywhere i go. I have amazon AI blocked in ublock, so half my window is blank when i go to amazon. i'd like for it to have an actual website there.

Yes, the one who couldn't win a primary in her own party despite a $55 MILLION dollar advantage—much of it from a PAC that would prefer to see the Republican win anyway—is the more "electable" one, the one who can really reach voters. That is a thing people believe.

They stopped making things handle the weight of a CRT & that's why all Furniture Sucks now.

Despite that, in many places it's still not legal to use. I'm in South Carolina and right now balcony solar is being debated in the statehouse. At the moment they're not technically legal.

David Ho@davidho.bsky.social · 22h ago

Not sure if everyone appreciates the difference. Rooftop solar hardwires into your main panel via a dedicated breaker, so it requires a permit, an installer, an electrician, and a utility agreement. Balcony solar just plugs into a wall outlet, sharing an existing circuit with no permits or rewiring.

Matching tail squad

FOR THE PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T SEE, THE ANNOUNCEMENT ART AND A LINK TO THE OG POST BY FE JP x.com/FireEmblemJP... Follow Kazuro Kyou on twitter: x.com/konnichi_warou

Aster@fellheir.bsky.social · yesterday

OK DIRECT'S OVER, WDYM KAZURO KYOU IS GOING TO MAKE THE FW MANGA???????' WHEN I WAS SO SAD I WAS GONNA MISS THEIR ART???

I somehow do not think "my ex-wife is the bad guy because she took the kid to the emergency room for a broken collarbone" is gonna go the way he thinks.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 20h ago

Rep. Max Miller: "When I was reported for child abuse of my daughter for a broken collarbone, my daughter was in my ex-wife's care 9 out of the last 11 days and she took her to the emergency room, which is a contempt violation from our shared parenting plan."

Zoies still having problems & needs more medical attention with a cardiologist + medication management!!! I cannot afford her care!! Please! If you can, share or donate!!

Dog@ob-underdog.bsky.social · last wk.

Zoie collapsed and fainted on our walk this morning from respiratory distress. Her gums were white. At the ER, she was diagnosed with CHF and pulmonary edema. They’re stabilizing her rn before more testing. Please help if you’re able, I can’t afford her emergency care ko-fi.com/overbearingu...

The actual quote is 10 times more psychotic than Ben is describing here

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 21h ago

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

Hi everyone! Unfortunately, my sweet corgi Char needs to see a vet pretty urgently, so I'm trying to push my commissions! I do TTRPG/D&D, FFXIV, OCs, and many other characters! My prices start at $20 for sketches and $40 for colors! Shares and any support would be really appreciated! 💕

It has been a sinus migraine day and it's currently a sinus migraine evening

As they amass more money and power, the public views billionaires as sweaty psychos Scrooge McDucking their way into evil amounts of cash. The collective ick emerging raises a question that wealthy men might prioritize over ethical perceptions: Have billionaires become categorically unfuckable?

No One Wants to Sleep With Billionaires

Wealth used to be helpful in the dating pool, but a growing class of billionaires are proving that money can't buy love.

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Abdul El Sayed's open-mindedness on the question of how to actually resolve the question of Palestine is one of the best indicators of his overall intelligence and sincerity. Policymakers in DC should adopt a rights-based approach which prioritizes ending the occupation and apartheid systems.

Ron Skolnik@ronskolnik.bsky.social · 22h ago

El-Sayed: "I believe in equal rights to peace, dignity, and self-determination, for Palestinians and Jewish Israelis alike... If that’s 2 states, I’m for it. If it’s 1 state, I’m for that. If it’s this 'land for all' model, ... or whatever they decide." www.newyorker.com/news/the-new...

Can't even crack wise about this one, it's just grim.

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · 21h ago

EA Announces Completion of Acquisition by PIF, Silver Lake, and Affinity Partners www.ea.com/news/ea-anno...

Mistria's full 1.0 release arrives tomorrow, 8/5! @aidosaur.bsky.social & I have been working on it since 2019-- seven years!! -- as Senior Writer & Character/Concept Artist! I wrote thousands and thousands of lines of dialogue... I hope they make you laugh and feel things! See you in the Fields! 💖

omg hiii, ok so I wrote a whole piece last year about the silly "bestiecore" name I offhandedly came up with around then and how, in contrast to AAA multiplayer titles, these indie games actually provide a really good map for what makes a good multiplayer title!! tl;dr these are NOT slop!!!

Smaller 'Friendslop' Games With Friends Highlight What Big Live Service Games Get Wrong | MMORPG.com

Live service games are losing the plot, and Victoria is here to tell you why.

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Matt Caulder (They/He)@mattcaulder.com · 22h ago

Can Big Walk be the game where we stop calling them "friendslop"? It's feels incredibly embarrassing that professional writers are using this term, such a dismissive attitude

1977 poster for Queen's "News of the World.” Art by Kelly Freas.

Never forget that he saved someone from killing themself because they recognized his voice in a suicide prevention hotline. 🥹

Ghostbusters News@ghostbustersnews.bsky.social · yesterday

Remembering Lorenzo Music, the iconic voice of Garfield and the original Peter Venkman in The Real Ghostbusters, who passed away on this day in 2001. A true multi-talent, he was also a key creative force behind The Bob Newhart Show, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Rhoda, and more.

The next time someone tells you that business owners take on all the risk, send them this link: www.wbaltv.com/article/port...

Worker dies after equipment strike at Dundalk Marine Terminal

A Port of Baltimore worker died during a cargo-handling operation at the Dundalk Marine Terminal, state officials said.

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"The project was approved by Environment Minister Julie Dabrusin despite an impact assessment finding the project would negatively impact fish and bird habitats, water quality, Indigenous people and Canada's ability to meet its climate goals."

Mark Carney@mark-carney.bsky.social · yesterday

Thousands of good jobs. Billions in new investment. A stronger, more resilient Canadian economy.

“Because we don’t want to. We like this and it’s what we want. It’s everything we worked for our whole careers. Does that make sense?”

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterday

Cornyn: "There's nothing we could do to rein in the president"