Spanish for The Niño
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All other storms bow before El Niño
I’m sure it’s happened before but I can’t recall a candidate winning a statewide nomination while being outspent ~9:1
#StupidSuez@diplomatofnight.com · 14h agoUnfathomable
I finally fixed my sprinkler timer to go off tonight at 9 pm. Then at 9 pm it started raining.
It’s money in the bank. In a suit case The money is. It’s dangling from the ceiling. You gotta climb a ladder to get the money in the bank. It’s a green suitcase There is no money in the suitcase. There is no bank.
Washington, please get rid of that Marie Glueskank lady. She really creeps me out.
So the market just doesn’t care at all that big tech has 1.6 trillion in off the books debt? All time highs across the board? Even tho there is 1.6 trillion dollars missing? 1.6 trillion dollars worth of value that everyone thought existed last week but is not actually there? What is investing?
Seems a lot more like Iran is the superpower since they have all the power and all.
There are 3 types of American YouTube woodworkers: The Twink: serious about the craft, amazing production value. The Goofy oaf: tells jokes but knows their stuff. The old man: a wise old man that you assume just knows everything but you really hope they never talk politics.
Originally the Italian dried and cured meat was just called “Sala” but people would go into the deli and yell “sala me!” And the deli guy would slice off a little piece and toss it into the air for the guy to catch in his mouth and the name just kinda stuck
This may be a good time to remind people that trans people in sports has always been normal until recently with SCOTUS. Both parties are fighting to take rights away. Any Democrat that pretends to be “neutral” on this is a liar. There is no neutral. You enabled fascists and took away rights.
the average american streams eight spider-man movies in their sleep each year
My lockdown experience was drinking too much booze and making really shitty bread. My young child was held out of preschool for an extra year and the time spent with parents instead of kids his own age molded him into a fun, thoughtful, smart, kind person.
We really need to cut the pentagon’s budget because boy do they suck at war, they are pure straight dogshit at it. Let’s cut the budget by $900 billion.
(Reassuringly) the president has the zoomies
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoSen. John Kennedy on Trump's blatant reflecting pool lies: "The president says it was caused by vandals. I don't know if he really believes that or it's part of his political messaging or he's just thinking out loud ... he grows anxious when he has an unexpressed thought."
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Woke 1.5 is just going "As a Mexican, I don't think that matters"
“You actually gave Dr. Fauci a presidential commendation before you left office.” TRUMP: “Uhhh… I don’t know who gave him the commendation.” 🤷🏼
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
This is a story about the President and several of his hand-picked appointees all committing crimes and blatantly lying to the public while stealing public funds and abusing the criminal justice system, but the NYTimes describes the situation like they're recapping a soap opera.
Larry Glickman@larryglickman.bsky.social · 3d agoAnother example of the problem with the fixation with Trump’s putative emotions: here a story about the Trump administration’s corruption, incompetence, and venality is framed as one about Trump’s “wrath.” www.nytimes.com/2026/08/01/u...
I don’t know if this is useful information to anyone but I have discovered where every divorced white man in his 40s is going to be on September 1st
Whoever said “it is a poor carpenter who blames his tools” (Jesus?) never bought anything with a craftsman or ryobi label in the 2000s or bought anything from Harbor Freight.
So many sneering elitist journalists with snarky posts over the past months that the Reflecting Pool story was trivial. It was so trivial that the DC US Attny presented false evidence to a grand jury to indict an innocent man to please the President while they both lied about it.
