I mean, maybe he does look like a meerkat. Meerkat at Henry Doorly Zoo in September; other meerkat in my living room yesterday.
Susanna Donato
@susannadonato.bsky.social
Writer, editor, communicator, terrier squire | Work in Redivider, Proximity, Entropy, Electric Literature, A HARP IN THE STARS | she/her
Everybody finished breakfast, so we’re reclining comfortably on the couch.
I can’t get over the fact that the football commentators on one of yesterday’s World Cup games used the words “bewilderment” and “discomfited” (!) in their commentary. Do American sports fans have *that* poor of a vocabulary? Don’t answer that.
Book mail! Really looking forward to @reallaurenhough’s new one! 🐕🦺🇺🇸🕶️
Sitting in a room hearing about new @apstylebook.com guidance and when Editor Anna Jo Brattin mused, “When did we adopt Merriam-Webster as our dictionary; I think it was two years ago …,” multiple audience members chimed in with authority, “Yes, two years ago.” That’s expertise! #ACES2026
There are so many ways of being despicable it quite makes one’s head spin. But the way to be really despicable is to be contemptuous of other people’s pain. —James Baldwin
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
I spend far too much time thinking about the time I saw Lucinda Williams at the Bluebird Theater in Denver and I wanted to buy a "You Took My Joy, I Want It Back" T-shirt, but they only went up to a large that runs small. Ma'am, I'm 5'9" with a bosom. An ouroboros of taken joy.
Substack tourney recap coming your way this weekend but we wanted to invite you to our HIT REPEAT UNTIL I HATE MUSIC ZOOM book launch TUES 5pm Pacific / 8pm Eastern. Register: tinyurl.com/hitrepeat
I'm not sure about you, but I think the collapse of US hegemony, a global price spike and recession, and a new ground war in the Middle East are far worse than drag queens reading books at the library.
What does it take to make the Final Four? On the March Sadness 90s Edition Championship day, a giant THANK YOU to all who supported me & my essay about "You Had Time." As a last token of this tournament, I offer this glimpse into the past 4 months of my life. youtube.com/shorts/BfGN6...
March Sadness 90s edition - What does it take to reach the Final Four?
YouTube video by Susanna Donato
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Happy birthday, Celine Dion! I wrote an essay for @marchxness.bsky.social about how much "My Heart Will Go On" means to me, but you are too famous to probably ever know this, which is itself a sadness this March
Not relevant but also kinda relevant to @marchxness.bsky.social I have just learned that today is Celine's birthday! Mainly posting because this is a great pic of her
If My Heart Will Go On isn't the saddest March Sadness song in your mind, maybe now it's the most terrifying
I *just* remembered being dressed as a French clown chef and playing MHWGO on accordion to intentionally freak out a barge of people going down the Chicago River to a billionaire’s secret birthday party location. This was almost 25 years ago. Later that night I would personally terrify Bette Midler.
Two songs and essays remain. They've bested all opponents. They've survived close games. (6) Ben Folds Five's "Brick" and @cicilybennion.bsky.social took out (11) Skid Row, (14) Mazzy Star, (7) Sade, (5) Bush, and (13) Ani DiFranco to get here. Now they're up against their toughest opponent.
So excited for this @marchxness.bsky.social anthology from @splitlippress.com! I will be reading at @fandmcollege.bsky.social as part of their #emergingwritersfestival, which begins tonight, 3/30/26 and HIT REPEAT UNTIL I HATE MUSIC will be there, sold by @pocketbooksshop.bsky.social. 🔥💓🎵
And allow us to remind you that it's release week for Hit Repeat Until I Hate Music: the March Xness anthology. It's like this whole tournament got shrunk down into book form! Thanks to @splitlippress.com for bringing this beauty into the world: www.splitlippress.com/product-page...
Two songs and essays remain. They've bested all opponents. They've survived close games. (1) Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" and @mfitejohnson.bsky.social took out (16) Silver Jews, (8) REM, (13) Kristin Hersh, (3) Counting Crows, (1) Guns n' Roses, and now take on (6) Ben Folds Five…
Ok while we're getting tomorrow's Championship Game ready we just dropped some new merch in the merch store: the I Heart Sad Songs and I Cannot Lie / Final Four shirt (feat. this year's Final Four) + 2 Sadness Mugs (a camping mug and a ceramic one): marchxness.com/merch
Tomorrow's matchup was inevitable. It has always been thus and it was always going to be thus: hammering chests and slow drowning. This is the Dream of Ben and Celine.
MARCH SADNESS 90S EDITION FINAL FOUR FINAL SCORE BEN FOLDS FIVE 389, Ani DiFranco 348 ! The championship is set for MONDAY. Until then, stay strong!
This is such a beautiful cover and beautiful insights into @mfitejohnson.bsky.social 's sensitivity. Re-read her essay before making any judgments about just how sad "My Heart Will Go On" is. Spoiler: It's really sad, and it's a beautiful essay.
And then I am giving this @marchxness.bsky.social championship game all I’ve got by sharing one last (very brief) cover I did, which is so vulnerable that I kept my eyes closed the whole time:
I had a terrible time deciding. Both essays are sad in the best way. I thought @cicilybennion.bsky.social had me completely and then I re-read @susannadonato.bsky.social's essay on Ani and remembered my first Ani concert in 1994 & being ghosted by people I loved & voted Ani. @marchxness.bsky.social
MARCH SADNESS 90S EDITION FINAL FOUR HALFTIME SCORE You Had Time 226, Brick 210 Close, hard-fought game here by two essays and songs that have shown their quality throughout the tourney. It's anyone's game. Vote by 9am AZ time SAT at marchxness.com
‼️ * Please vote by 9 a.m. PT/12 noon ET! * Ani & I are down by 13 votes! Please go to marchxness.com/final4-folds... THIS MORNING and vote for me & Ani DiFranco! Voting is open until 9 a.m. MT on Saturday, March 28.
go vote for Ani and Susanna!
The @marchxness.bsky.social tournament has been fun. But what brought me in was sadness: the grief and self-recrimination of Ani DiFranco's achingly beautiful song. Here's one more dive, this time with feeling. Hope you'll vote for me, but if not, I'll go out singing. youtu.be/IGK-JBgBwNg
The @marchxness.bsky.social tournament has been fun. But what brought me in was sadness: the grief and self-recrimination of Ani DiFranco's achingly beautiful song. Here's one more dive, this time with feeling. Hope you'll vote for me, but if not, I'll go out singing. youtu.be/IGK-JBgBwNg
March Sadness 90s Edition cover of “You Had Time” by Ani DiFranco
YouTube video by Susanna Donato
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Two good, sad songs today. Two skillful essays. Two contrasting sadnesses. Oof.
Tipping off our other Final Four matchup NOW: (6) Ben Folds Five, Brick vs (13) Ani DiFranco, You Had Time. Read, listen, and vote by noon eastern time Saturday to send the sadder of the two to the Championship: marchxness.com#/final4-fold...
I was never cool enough to be on a first-name basis with Ani, but listening to "You Had Time," I feel like had this been my intro to her, I would have been. She has my vote now.
Tipping off our other Final Four matchup NOW: (6) Ben Folds Five, Brick vs (13) Ani DiFranco, You Had Time. Read, listen, and vote by noon eastern time Saturday to send the sadder of the two to the Championship: marchxness.com#/final4-fold...
Tipping off our other Final Four matchup NOW: (6) Ben Folds Five, Brick vs (13) Ani DiFranco, You Had Time. Read, listen, and vote by noon eastern time Saturday to send the sadder of the two to the Championship: marchxness.com#/final4-fold...
IT’S HAPPENING! Time to vote again ... Let's push Ani through to the Championship! @marchxness.bsky.social marchxness.com/final4-folds...
3/27, Final 4: (6) Ben Folds Five vs (13) Ani DiFranco — March Sadness 90s Edition
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