Synonymous Bosch
@synonymousbosch.bsky.social
Geek with a sports problem. Facetanking life. Shitty memes and bad tweets. Not a bot, fuck AI. Sons of Ben #1408. Future wife of @Unionnut26.
Tripped over nothing before a soccer game. Split my forehead open and had a mild concussion. Next day I also had a black eye.
Here‘s one I’d like to see the internet’s full range of responses to: What is the klutziest thing you’ve ever done in your life?
Was there a streaker at the Union LC game? #doop
Is there anything Rose Lavelle can't do? 🎭 The World Cup & NWSL Champion accomplished her most iconic feat yet, the role of Axe Carrier in the Tony-nominated musical Titaníque alongside Melissa Barerra. 📸: Gotham FC
Say what you will about election coverage in this country, you gotta give credit to Kornacki for somehow being allowed to write notes on TV even worse looking than my reporters notebook
I would like to thank the good folks that make the Medrol dose pack for contributing to my severe insomnia this week. This was brought on by contact with poison ivy. Insomnia, job worries, wedding stuff, all in my brain.
My Brain Hurts!
ALT: My Brain Hurts!
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Football Australia have put out a statement backing the AFC in their position against FIFA's current leadership. The Japan Football Association still very silent on the matter, not that you'd ever expect them to rock the boat.
Not much sympathy for the people who put the banner up*, but it will be interesting to see Marinakis demonstrates how he has been harmed by it. www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
Evangelos Marinakis: Nottingham Forest owner sues Crystal Palace over fan banner
Evangelos Marinakis is suing Crystal Palace for a banner unfurled by their fans depicting the Nottingham Forest owner holding a gun to midfielder Morgan Gibbs-White's head.
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Bold move by Palace fans to assume Marinakis won't send them a legal letter over a wildly defamatory banner.
Take a closer look at "The Garden of Earthly Delights", the best known painting by the genius that was Hieronymus Bosch, who died #onthisday in 1516 www.tumblr.com/publicdomain...
Koln fans come to Philly!
We come back with great news. For 8th time, the Effzeh US Meet Up is back. This year it is in Philadelphia from October 9-11th Well be at the Philadelphia Union game at night, and watching the Köln/Gladbach match on whatever day its announced See the schedule and RSVP here: www.effzehusa.com/2026
There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
"The events of Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” occur today: August 4, 2026. Like so many dates in science fiction, this one probably seemed far away when it was chosen, but once it was finally upon us, it passed like all days." www.rogerebert.com/mzs/silhouet...
Silhouettes and Warnings: On Reading Ray Bradbury's "There Will Come Soft Rains" On the Exact Day When It's Set
The events of Ray Bradbury's short story "There Will Come Soft Rains" occur today: August 4, 2026.
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waiting for the smoke to announce that they've elected a new MLS commissioner
"With me, it's mostly something I see in the movies. If it's a lousy movie, I don't leave, which I should, but my mind drifts, and something that I see may just trigger an alternative idea." — Richard Matheson, writer of 14 Twilight Zone episodes, on where he got his inspiration
So with regards to what I said about how Fark won't survive this year without more TF subscribers, I wrote up a longer explanation about what we're all up against. Not just Fark, all of digital media.
Fark NotNewsletter: Not Ready to go on the cart
Fark NotNewsletter: Not Ready to go on the cart
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This could be one of the greatest things in recorded history