Little doodle for @taikoshep.bsky.social , they gave me slushie money

If you can't handle the heat get out of the kitchen!

thank you elephants for being: all that 🥰

Seeing a new cardiologist today and during my VO2 Max test the amount of people monitoring my output results went from 3 to 12 LOL

Okay But

hey can you look at somethin for me? *points to his own butt* thanks thats all I needed :03

feeling big and gay tonight

“I got more peanut butter!” 😏 “Dont eat it all in one sitting…” 😒 “…again.” 😒😒😒

The number of people who have assumed my kindness and optimism is a front for ulterior motives really makes me wonder how many people in life have genuine friends in their lives. Not everyone who is friendly and cheerful is doing it to get one over on you, I promise. We just wanna smile again.

punkitt ‼️🧣@punkitt.bsky.social · 11mo ago

its tough out there but so am i

love getting the “oh how I long to still have working knees” line from people 5 years younger than me like WHAT???

Do you even lift?

the gym is EMPTY and im in HEAVEN

The Dad Dates™️ just keep getting more and more intense! Hope they’re able to keep their howls to a minimum~ 🎨: @berchbork.bsky.social

Being loud at the gym is neither cool nor attractive! Insecure cishet behavior!!!

dang mustve caught him on a good day 🌸

its UNDERWEAR DAY yall better be wearin somethin CUTE 😤

Reskeet if you have an ass worth smacking

I bought snug pink running shorts and a nice old lady said I looked cute??? 🥰

Summertime tunes

sometimes you just wanna be the one who kidnaps the princess 🔥 quick bowser day double feature :03

📍BIG DOG ALERT📍 Hey there, im Taiko! Direct from the animator’s hidden back catalogue, im here to be cute and cause a ruckus! I draw sometimes, lift things a lot, and generally get in your way. Whether or not thats a good thing is up to you~ 😉

Ive been up since 8am yesterday !!! and im GAY !!!!!

always love watching terrible people getting reposted into my feed 😬😬😬

BDSM Themba is real and coming for you, by @tuskyrayan.bsky.social This got me thinking about making a room party event in Minotaur Hotel... Already taking notes of what the other characters should wear.

unironically id look fantastic in the weregarurumon shorts

hey thanks for lettin me do laundry at your place, sorry if the no-pants thing is distracting I was runnin low

this was a side office referral from my PCP cuz she was unavailable, told her today and she called and told them to fuck off WHILE on camera lmaooo 🤣

Coach 🧢 On Main@taikoshep.bsky.social · 3w ago

me: so I like to think my diets pretty good, plus I work out a lot so honestly its like trying to consume calories to make up what I burn daily to find a healthy medium doctor: hmm ok have you tried GLPs? me: yeah im gonna need a different doctor

Boshi

The March Hare from Alice in Wonderland. Might add color and a BG later.